| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
fishnwiz
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Posts: 70
Location: Tahlequah
|
| Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: Bad memory |
|
|
A guy goes to the supermarket. As he is standing at the meat counter he notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him.
She says "Hello."
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.
He says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
He says, "My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my bare butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says "No, I'm your son's math teacher |
|
| Back to top |
|
Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 4741
Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
|
| Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| ooof. :shock: |
|
| Back to top |
|
Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
Posts: 288
Location: Georgia
|
| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Guess she got a TMI :lol: |
|
| Back to top |
|
4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 2010
Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
|
| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:21 am Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
WildK9
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 1743
Location: Lewisville, Texas
|
| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: |
|
|
| :shock: uh oh! |
|
| Back to top |
|
| |
Powered by phpBB 2.0.22 © 2001,2002 phpBB Group
|
|
Trucking
Companies | Trucking
Job Search | Online
Job Application | Trucking
Links | Truck Drivers
Message Board | Forum
Archives | Contact
Us | Site Map
Truck Driving Jobs
© 2003 ClassADrivers.com
Web Design
By CAD Website Design
| CAD Enterprises LLC |
