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dpatt
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Location: "The Shoals" Alabama
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| Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject: Be Careful What You Wish For... |
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A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She finally asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you,
but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
The cabbie replies "Well, I've always had a fantasy
to have a nun kiss me and wondered if you could
possibly fulfill that fantasy."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
No. 1, you have to be single and
No. 2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single AND Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister but I've sinned. I lied.
I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
And the nun says.....
"That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: MN
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| Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| :shock: Yikes! |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:53 am Post subject: |
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| Ewwww,that is gross. :nervous: |
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Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| OMG :shock: |
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wot i life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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Location: At the bottom of the garden, dancing merrily with the pixies
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:01 am Post subject: |
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| My name is Kevin, and I,ve never dressed as a nun; A nurse,a schoolgirl and a french maid... but never a nun :lol: :lol: |
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dpatt
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Location: "The Shoals" Alabama
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:42 am Post subject: |
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wot i life wrote: My name is Kevin, and I,ve never dressed as a nun; A nurse,a schoolgirl and a french maid... but never a nun :lol: :lol:
Holy crap...please tell me you aren't my son-in-law. |
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wot i life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:20 am Post subject: |
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dpatt wrote:
Holy crap...please tell me you aren't my son-in-law. You ashamed of me Dad? :lol: :lol: :wink: |
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WildK9
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Location: Lewisville, Texas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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wot i life wrote: dpatt wrote:
Holy crap...please tell me you aren't my son-in-law. You ashamed of me Dad? :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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dpatt
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Location: "The Shoals" Alabama
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: |
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wot i life wrote: dpatt wrote:
Holy crap...please tell me you aren't my son-in-law. You ashamed of me Dad? :lol: :lol: :wink:
I'm not sure ashamed is the word that comes to mind...
[url]http://www.cloudnine-design.com/img/pics/metal+oil/hot french maid.jpg[/url] |
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