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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject: ladies in a hot tub |
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LADIES IN A HOT TUB > > > THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE, AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING > NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. > > THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED THE > oTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID, "I > HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO > HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, > "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE > DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE > SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER > HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT > HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID,
> "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX." :lol: :lol: |
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shyykatt
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Location: MN
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