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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject: Rectum Strecher |
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While "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you
do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch , until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket: $95.00 / Court Costs: $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 3964
Location: the 19th hole / NC
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| Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Wrecked 'em H*LL!! Dang near KILLED him! :lol:
Two Ton: You GOTTA get rid of that avatar! :shock: |
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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: aww c'mon the fat little kid has gotta get SOME kinda exercise. :lol:
besides, i just cruised the "help new truckers" board, and someone had the killed at the computer avatar that i had. :oops: |
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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 2010
Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
Posts: 288
Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:24 am Post subject: |
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| thats just funny :lol: |
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