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Random_Facts
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
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Location: Northern California
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:38 am Post subject: If Men Really Ruled The World |
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Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."
Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: MN
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:23 am Post subject: |
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terrylamar
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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Location: Austin, TX
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| Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| If men wanted a women to have an opinion, we would give it to her! :D |
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shyykatt
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| Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| (Typical.) :D |
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Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:34 am Post subject: |
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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
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Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Quote: Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps." ... seen alot of this around ... LOL |
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shyykatt
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| Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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"If men really ruled the world".......Then it would be,...
.....just like it is today actually;All messed up! :D :shock:
(Hee hee- just being funny; don't kill me!) :D |
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