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Manicmechnic
Joined: 12 Jan 2005
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Location: Enfield CT. USA
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:14 am Post subject: The Skinny Dippers & The Old man |
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast. |
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Random_Facts
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 559
Location: Northern California
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Guess thats one of the Cons on skinny dipping lol. yeah old man thinking fast Lol. good joke not bad =D 8) |
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Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Smart man :lol: a little :twisted: too :P |
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