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fishnwiz
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Posts: 70
Location: Tahlequah
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you got the car but they dropped it of the ship when they unloaded it.
i wish i knew the what women really want |
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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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GRANTED.....But your mind has overloaded and you are now a drooling, brain dead idiot. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I wish I could breath under water... |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 2956
Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:16 am Post subject: |
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Granted... But the water is so polluted that you're suffocating
I wish I could catch Bin Laden and turn in what's left of him. |
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Hat Rak
Joined: 02 Apr 2006
Posts: 275
Location: Nashvegas, Tenn
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| Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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GRANTED! ... But someone else will take the credit. :oops:
I wish I had a million dollar house along the beach. |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 4741
Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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Granted,but the million dollar house will be built on quick sand. :P
I wish I had a truck that ran on air |
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WildK9
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 1755
Location: Lewisville, Texas
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| Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but it's top speed is 15mph.
I wish I could get 1/2 the people in America to each give me a dollar. |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 2085
Location: MN
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| Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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granted..........But the "Good Buddy" population would reign supreme. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I wish my wife wouldn't NAG so much. |
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Twilight Flyer
Joined: 13 Nov 2002
Posts: 5642
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:56 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You are now deaf for the rest of your life.
I wish I could work a 3 day work week, every week. |
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WildK9
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 1755
Location: Lewisville, Texas
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it's cleaning port-a-johns with a toothbrush.
I wish i had unlimited knowledge about everything. |
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Twilight Flyer
Joined: 13 Nov 2002
Posts: 5642
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: |
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Granted. But your brain is removed from your body and now powers a new computer in Microsoft's headquarters, where you do nothing but moderate trucking messageboards.
I wish I had Alladin's Lamp. |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 4741
Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Granted: But,someone dropped the lamp,shattered in many pieces.
I wish I had night vision |
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Twilight Flyer
Joined: 13 Nov 2002
Posts: 5642
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but the earth stops rotating on its axis and it is now high-noon for you 24/7.
I wish raising kids didn't cost so much. |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 2085
Location: MN
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Granted.....But as soon as you get in the air, you get chewed up by a passing 747 airliner.
I wish that I could turn invisable. :wink: |
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