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CORRUPT WISHES
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two_ton_trucker18



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: CORRUPT WISHES  

Here is a new game to try that I found over in another forum. It was doing really well, so here goes.
This is how it works:

You must grant the persons wish that was before you, but you have to screw it up in the end. then you must make a wish of your own for the next in line.

EXAMPLE:


joeanybody3321: I wish I had a big screen T.V.



two_ton_trucker18: GRANTED.....but it will only show re-runs of pee wee's playhouse.



two_ton_trucker18: I wish I had a new car.



mackbulldog1965: GRANTED....but for some reason you lost the keys and can't take it anywhere.



and so on and so on.
You get the drift? I'll go first.



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two_ton_trucker18



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject:  

I wish I had a cheeseburger
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yoopr



Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 12865

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject:  

Me too :P
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shyykatt



Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 2097
Location: MN

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:02 pm    Post subject:  

8)
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rikki_359



Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 134
Location: N of Ft Worth, TX

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject:  

yoopr, I can't stop laughing. 'me too' short and sweet and to the point
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two_ton_trucker18



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject:  

1) After each post, make a wish you have. It can be anything.
2) Read the person who's above you's wish, then grant it, but make it have a bad side-affect. If you don't quite understand, I'll post an example.

"ValuableLimb: I wish all noobs knew how to use grammar and spelling"
"Dangovich: Your wish is granted, but they still refuse to do it anyway.
I wish I had a girlfriend."
ValuableLimb: Your wish has been granted, but she has the beauty equivelent to the wart on my left asscheeck.

Get it? Its pretty easy to get it rolling. Try to add a logical sense of humor into it. Shall we begin?
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two_ton_trucker18



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:41 pm    Post subject:  

I wish I could grow a beard...
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shyykatt



Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject:  

8)
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WildK9



Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 1758
Location: Lewisville, Texas

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:01 pm    Post subject:  

shyykatt,i believe he wants you to wish for something after you grant the previous persons wish.
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shyykatt



Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 2097
Location: MN

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject:  

Oooops! Whata' dummy!Sorry! (better quit while I'm ahead!) :wink:
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WildK9



Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 1758
Location: Lewisville, Texas

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:13 pm    Post subject:  

shyykatt wrote: Oooops! Whata' dummy!Sorry! (better quit while I'm ahead!) :wink:

i have confidence that you can do it, go ahead wish for something. :)
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shyykatt



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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject:  

8)
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WildK9



Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Location: Lewisville, Texas

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject:  

Granted-but with endless bills to pay


I wish for a brand new Ferrari
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fishnwiz



Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Posts: 70
Location: Tahlequah

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject:  

ok you do but it is mexico,no atm or checks, pesos only.
I wish I had another wish.


Two truck drivers and there dispatcher were walking down the street to go to lunch. One of the drivers sees an odd bottle lying in the ditch,picks it up, rubs the dirt off of it and poof,out pops the jenie. He says I usally grant three wishs but since there are 3 of you you each get 1. The first driver says I want to be laying on a tropical beach surrounded by pretty island girls and poof, he's gone. the second driver says, I want a million dollars in the bank and to be on an around the world vacation and poof he's gone. The dispatcher thinks for a minute then says, I want those two back in there trucks after lunch.
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two_ton_trucker18



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:39 pm    Post subject:  

granted....but you still don't know what to do with it, so you are stuck in a loop wishing for other wishes.




I wish I had a king sized bed
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