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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:45 pm Post subject: Stupid Questions |
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1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: MN
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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street_95
Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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Location: Humble, Texas(Houston)
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| nice ones :D |
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yoopr
Joined: 01 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth
Not up here in Michigan-Only have the top 6 feet |
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Manicmechnic
Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 198
Location: Enfield CT. USA
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| Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Why is it bad manners to take "a lot" of food with a fork but you are sophisticated using chopsticks? |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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yoopr wrote: If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth
Not up here in Michigan-Only have the top 6 feet
And, who owns the rest??? |
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Mr. Ford95
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 1852
Location: Orange, VA
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Why is the Braile System for the blind on a bank's drive-thru ATM? |
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Random_Facts
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 558
Location: Northern California
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Lol! good one's :lol: |
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continental
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
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Location: NEPA
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Why do you say you take a $&!+ when you leave it? |
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rking631
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
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Location: Sylva,NC
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| we have a male poodle and a female shitzu. We figure the pups are gonna be shittapoos. |
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