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Scoe
Joined: 18 Jun 2003
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Location: Portland, OR
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| Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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stevedb28 wrote: dont forget the lizard weigh scales roflmao :shock:
They only have to get weighed if they are loaded. If they are overweight they automatically get put out of service, well usually I think. |
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stevedb28
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
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Location: nashville, tn
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| Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| what about the lizard dispatcher (can i say pimp in here?) :shock: can you say "forced dispatch" |
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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 2016
Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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yoopr:
Quote: Ate at Big Cabin.
Frank and Sons was the first company I drove for ... there at Big Cabin .. they own that area there .... did you ever have their brown beans and cornbread ... good stuff. My old stomping grounds ...
I've yet to find a TS in OklaCity ... that didn't give me the creeps ... should see the look on the lizards face when a female comes to the door their knocking on ... :shock: |
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yoopr
Joined: 01 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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for4roses wrote: yoopr:
Quote: Ate at Big Cabin.
Frank and Sons was the first company I drove for ... there at Big Cabin .. they own that area there .... did you ever have their brown beans and cornbread ... good stuff. My old stomping grounds ...
I've yet to find a TS in OklaCity ... that didn't give me the creeps ... should see the look on the lizards face when a female comes to the door their knocking on ... :shock:
I knew the Owner and Son very Well-I was going there when I was a pretty much nothing truck stop with gravel parking and now it's one of my Favorites along with the little Golf Cart to pick and deliver the Drivers.
Showers are Excellent.
So you ran Montreal alot Eh? lol
Forgot the Kids name but he ran the Shop area at the Truck stop.
Their restaurant is very good and they've made some huge improvements. |
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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
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Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:25 am Post subject: |
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| yoopr : Quote: So you ran Montreal alot Eh? ... yep ... spent a lot of time from the west coast to the east coast in Canada ..... started to feel real comfortable there.... |
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jaywrags
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Florida based otr driver
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:58 am Post subject: |
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How do you tell the difference between a lot lizard and an undercover police pretending to be a hoe?
The police woman will have all her teeth, lot lizards will be missing a few. |
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Skullitor
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 928
Location: Your Sisters Room
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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jaywrags wrote: How do you tell the difference between a lot lizard and an undercover police pretending to be a hoe?
The police woman will have all her teeth, lot lizards will be missing a few.
:lol: TRUE! :lol: |
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sidi
Joined: 22 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I saw a sting on T.V. the other night, where the cop blacked out a couple of her teeth with some kind of make-up.
There was a girl in Mariana Florida a week ago who popped up on the steps (while we were doing paperwork)and asked if we could buy her "gas" for her car and she could pay us in "BJ's".
She was pretty, but I don't go for "group thangs" so I sent her to the Swift truck next door. |
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Twilight Flyer
Joined: 13 Nov 2002
Posts: 5663
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:50 am Post subject: |
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So who breaks the seal on the load? The trucker or the lizard's John?
Yeah, I know...that one was bad. :P |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 4185
Location: the 19th hole / NC
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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I just hope they don't have to log a full 8 hours in the SAME sleeper! :shock:
I usually want to dump 'em after just a two hour "break!" |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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Hobo...aren't some of those southern states down yer way...I mean...8 hours with one woman...isn't that what they call a common law marriage? :lol:
...jist curious :?
I like to dump 'em before they break up with me too. 8) |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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Location: the 19th hole / NC
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roadhog wrote: Hobo...aren't some of those southern states down yer way...I mean...8 hours with one woman...isn't that what they call a common law marriage? :lol:
...jist curious :?
I like to dump 'em before they break up with me too. 8)
Not sure about the marriage laws... never had one stay for a full 8 hours! :lol:
Might depend on her age, and if a shotgun is involved! :shock: |
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movinit
Joined: 21 Apr 2006
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Location: Changes by the minute
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MichiganBlonde38 wrote:
Quote: 15 minutes in the shower scrubbing and making sure all is safe... Or at least somewhat ...
We watched one in Dallas squat over a mud puddle and proceed to wash herself off after leaving a truck :shock: . Does that count towards post-trip inspection?? |
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Aligator
Joined: 06 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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movinit wrote: MichiganBlonde38 wrote:
Quote: 15 minutes in the shower scrubbing and making sure all is safe... Or at least somewhat ...
We watched one in Dallas squat over a mud puddle and proceed to wash herself off after leaving a truck :shock: . Does that count towards post-trip inspection??
Nah....that was maintenance - sort of like an oil change. :lol: |
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MichiganBlonde38
Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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Location: Beverly Hills Florida
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Aligator wrote: movinit wrote: MichiganBlonde38 wrote:
Quote: 15 minutes in the shower scrubbing and making sure all is safe... Or at least somewhat ...
We watched one in Dallas squat over a mud puddle and proceed to wash herself off after leaving a truck :shock: . Does that count towards post-trip inspection??
Nah....that was maintenance - sort of like an oil change. :lol:
So would that be considered a PM??? |
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