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MADLUX · Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 558 Location: Virginia Beach, VA

Hallmark cards you'll never see

HALLMARK CARDS THAT YOU'LL NEVER SEE...

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry

You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one, of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it .... She moved in with me

Your computer is dead... it was once so alive Don't you regret installing Windows 95?

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?

wot i life · Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:55 pm Post subject:

like the tyre one :lol: :lol:

Tailgunner · Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 21 Location: KILLEEN, TEXAS

My half brother got a card for xmas from a freind. On the outside cover it had (You always were full of....) and when he opened it, it had a picture of an open box with a pile of crap inside it. :D

shyykatt · Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 2081 Location: MN

:D the wife one was pretty good too :lol:

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