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Adam9315
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:11 am Post subject: HEY HOOK ME UP WITH A FRIEND |
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| Hey ladies; I hear all the time of 'hubby and I are teaming.' Do you ladies have any cute female friends that want to team with a hunk??????? I'm 23, help a brother out. |
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wot i life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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Location: Edinburghski, Scotzlandizc
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| :shock: :shock: :shock: |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
Posts: 4071
Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:26 am Post subject: |
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........and see if she has an older sister for me... :D
By the way...my standards aren't set as high as a young man. :?
I'm a bit rough around the edges...need some fixing up....typical man who acts or speaks without thinking...but have mastered the art of groveling with flowers and chocolates. Easy keeper. 8) |
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yoopr
Joined: 01 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:25 am Post subject: |
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| oh brother :roll: |
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Nomad_
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 413
Location: Central Maine
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Guess you truckers are all alike ....j/k.
Read enough of that junk.... carry on..... :wink: |
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HarleyRider52
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 40
Location: New Smyrna Beach, Flolrida
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey hook me up too... :lol: |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Okay Ladies...I can see I'll need to wet my silver tongue here....because you wanna play hard to get and see if I'm "up for the challenge."
(pay attendtion young man....this is how you do it.)
Before I start.....please understand...I am feeling rather vulnerable....I just lost my girlfriend...well fianc'ee...well... we were planning to be engaged. She was tragically lost in a boating trip on a romantic cruise to my vacation hide-away. Anyway, as luck would have it...my pet kitten is also sick right now, and I really just need a friend to talk with. Some one who is kind and caring, and would allow me to open up and share my feelings with. :cry:
Sorry...cof,,snif...I'm a man...and I shouldn't cry.
Can I ask you...would you be interested in going out to have a few drinks with me? Maybe even some dancing? I need to do something cheerful and relaxing....maybe even a nice walk on the beach? :? :) |
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Adam9315
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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| **WARNING** The above poster is a c*ck block. **WARNING** |
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Teal 95 KW
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
Posts: 654
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| The sad, sobby act isn't a way to get a girl. Girls like confidence, but not cocky. Confidence is one of the most attractive features about someone. |
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MADLUX
Joined: 05 Jun 2005
Posts: 558
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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You guys ain't got a chance, every one likes a green yoshi :D :mrgreen:
<------ 8) |
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Bush Bunny
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Gee this funny I always thought the line was "I'm not married, whoa not me, got a divorce recently." Yeah, like when you left the house yesterday. :shock:
Roadhog....back to your corner....does the misses know you are out here giving bad advice again? |
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Slimland
Joined: 27 Dec 2005
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| WOMAN GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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Roadhog....back to your corner....does the misses know you are out here giving bad advice again?
:lol: OH just spank me :!:
Sadly, the truth is, I am a bachelor.
Hells bells....my posts are testamony proof of a dog thats been running stray.
Some here must think that post WAS my game.....pphhhffft....gimmie a break.....you gotta prepare the feild, before you start planting.
I act the fool, but I'm not so foolish to give away my inner spirit to just any woman. Ya gotta chum the water to see if you have a catch. My games are transparent as glass....maybe like a slipper...it will only fit my Cinderella.
Ladies...PM lines are open. Treat yourself to a Super Trucker tonight. :!: |
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Bush Bunny
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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Roadhog I'm feeling ..... well....
I keep forgetting your favorite thing when not driving a truck is huntin' and fishin'....ugh! |
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Adam9315
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| WHEN I'M NOT ON THESE FORUMS, I LOVE TO BALLROOM DANCE AND FIGURE SKATING!!!!! |
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