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    Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile & she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of chit!!!
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    This has to be a trap.

    My first reaction is to protect my nuts.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadhog View Post
    This has to be a trap.

    My first reaction is to protect my nuts.


    And, I think I'm going to steer clear of this one until I know more of what's going on. She ain't been on here in a while, and I was wondering what happened to her... Now, I'm afraid to ask. (I need a hiding smiley...)
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin View Post
    She multiplies and enlarges what she is given.!!!
    Flag this as spam . . sounds like an ad for pecker enhancement.
    START FRESH. GET INVOLVED LOCALLY. SEND A CLEAR MESSAGE. NO INCUMBANTS. VOTE THE BUMS OUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin View Post
    Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile & she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of chit!!!
    You forgot one...

    Give her a bank account....

    (Exit, stage... UP)
    Destroy the cities...
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    Destroy the farms...
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    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
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    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    ...well...and you know what they say about female truckers...
    you give 'em a load, and it takes them 9 months to deliver.

    cof ...........j........just sayin'


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    I will hold the Hog down for you RD as you remove his SECOND BRAIn. Think Lorena Bobbit Roadhog.
    The orignal Ironeagle2006 Yes I am BACK.

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    Give a wimmin your penis, and she'll die laughing
    ... but give it to her sister, and all of a sudden it's a big deal now.


    ........ just sayin'


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    ya darn right Roadhog .... that's just the way it is and always be !!

    we don't share and ya best answer the phone when we call ...
    (hugs)
    Live the way you love .... and Love the way you live. .. Trace Adkins .........

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    actions. Watch your 'Actions,' they become habits. Watch your 'Habits,' they
    become character. Watch your 'Character,' for it becomes your Destiny.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4roses View Post
    ya darn right Roadhog .... that's just the way it is and always be !!

    we don't share and ya best answer the phone when we call ...
    (hugs)
    Yeah, but there she don't seem to see any problem in personally comparing you to your brother. No, that's not any big deal. She can do that all she wants.

    Just sayin'.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadhog View Post
    ...well...and you know what they say about female truckers...
    you give 'em a load, and it takes them 9 months to deliver.

    cof ...........j........just sayin'

    Whoooo! Funny, but kinda on the wrong side.

    You give a woman a seed, and she can make it grow! Wham bam, thank ya ma'am!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379 View Post
    You give a woman a seed, and she can make it grow! Wham bam, thank ya ma'am!
    Now, that's not right at all. I know there are a lot of guys out there that go for that, but it does not make it even close to right.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    My EX told me she was a fool when she married me.
    I told her, I know... but I was in love and didn't notice at the time.

    ....... just sayin'


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    Where I live, the only time the wimmin are walking on their hind legs,
    is when these Wildebeasts are pushing a shopping cart.

    ....... just sayin'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadhog View Post
    My EX told me she was a fool when she married me.
    I told her, I know... but I was in love and didn't notice at the time.

    ....... just sayin'
    Ya know that goes both ways right?
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    Lots of screams of terror fill the N. Michigan air, especially at night.

    .... just sayin'



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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin View Post
    Ya know that goes both ways right?
    OK... If we're going to get into the "Battle of the Sexes"...

    How many times have you been at a funeral, and the weeping widow keeps saying: "He was so YOUNG, it was a heart attack."

    Yet, women have to take a bit more responsibility for their husband's lifespan.

    In most households, women still do the grocery shopping, and the cooking. Those "NICE" cuts of meat with all the marbling... FAT. Poly-unsaturated fats??? Sort of like buying a pizza with all the extras, then getting a diet soda to wash it down. Give a man a good heavy meal, then send him off to bed to sleep. "Good night, my Love."

    Yet, studies are showing that a man that has a healthy round of sex twice a week reduces his risk of heart attack by 50%. But, GOD FORBID she should give him that, after all, he might enjoy it. "Oh no... IT'S MY BODY."

    But, the same studies are showing that women have a longer lifespan, and enjoy a better quality of life as well. So, there sits my ex-wife, that felt marriage should be celibate after the last child was born... Sitting, confined in a wheel chair, in a nursing home for the rest of her life, at 62 years of age. Yet, after the "vaginal gangrene" was removed, the surgeon, when checking how she was healing, made a comment that if she had been far more sexually active over the years, she might still be able to go out dancing. A man gets the benefit of the excersize, but along with that, the woman also absorbs beneficial hormones and enzymes through the walls of the vagina. So, in a sense, by insisting that it's "her body", she's cutting her own throat as well.

    Our daughter was present in the room when that comment was made, and she was STUNNED.

    So, it certainly does go both ways... Including shortening a man's lifespan and quality of life.

    Just sayin'....
    Destroy the cities...
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    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Windy, I'm confused.
    Does the daily protein shot help her or him?
    I always thought the man died first because he WANTS to.

    All I know is a lot of wimmin call me a male chauvinistic pig.
    But those are the wimmin that just don't do what their told.

    ...... just sayin'




    heh heh heh.... oink grunt RUT


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadhog View Post
    Windy, I'm confused.
    Does the daily protein shot help her or him?
    I always thought the man died first because he WANTS to.

    All I know is a lot of wimmin call me a male chauvinistic pig.
    But those are the wimmin that just don't do what their told.

    ...... just sayin'




    heh heh heh.... oink grunt RUT
    From what I've read, both get a great deal of benefit. Him from the excersize, her from the trace hormones and enzymes she gets from him.

    Kind of sad that NOW, I find out what I should have been doing for the last 40 years, and what kind of woman I should have been looking for.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Windy,

    I have one I'd like to trade, I met her by accident. (that's how I meet wimmin)
    She's some uber-hottie I found at the beach on vacation from Greece. (she'd be perfect for you)
    She has an annoying habit of pulling your zipper down with her teeth, but she is a real stressbuster for sure.
    Best part, is you don't have to have a real conversation with her. (unless you speak Greek)


    I gotta get rid of her, before the INS come snooping around.
    I have a thick N. Mitchigun accent plus I look Canadian, and they might racially profile me,
    and deport me to Canadia...eh. Oh ya, sure...yew betchcha...by golly-geeez doncha know...eh?

    Meanwhile,
    I'm trying to come up with a medicine that would have Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz
    beating my door down in the middle of the night, to wisk me off to Hawaii for a meat sandwich hott tub party.
    So far the drug side effects have made me imagine all the wimmin on this message board naked.
    I'm sure that will get me banned.
    Whats worse is banning me wouldn't stop that kind of suffering.

    ... 'n yew tink yew got problems...eh?

    ...... just sayin'


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