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    Default What happens when guys get really lame gifts for their wife/girlfriend at Christmas

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    I say you can never go wrong buying a woman something to cook with in the kitchen or vacuum the house with .

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    I figured as much.
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's View Post
    I say you can never go wrong buying a woman something to cook with in the kitchen or vacuum the house with .
    you're a real lady's man aren't you?
    "...if something seems to good too be true, best to shoot it, just in case". - fiona, burn notice

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    Here is ONE area that I excel. If you can't find that "one" surprise then you are not paying attention to your BETTER half.
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    Then there is what I am getting my wife this year. She loves this certain kind of Sal****er fish called a Blue ribbon eel. Well we pick it up this weekend she wondered why I bought a crapload of PVC pipe when I did not need it then made a tunnel network out of it then buried it in my fishtank. Well she found out when I showed her the fish and said you have to get yours early this year it will not last under the TREE .
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    Quote Originally Posted by mommee View Post
    you're a real lady's man aren't you?

    You know you want a pair of deluxe oven mits ,and a Dust Buster for Christmas .

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    if you are going to get me stuff for the kitchen, a set of le creuset pots will do nicely.
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    Many many years ago .... WHEN I was married, the diamond fell out of my wedding set. I told my husband all I wanted was to have the diamond replaced. True it wouldn't have the same meaning because it wasn't the orginal diamond, but at least I could wear the whole set. ................... Well ........... Christmas morning there was a tiny little box under the tree ... OMG I was so excited .... my heart was racing and I had the biggest smile on my face when I opened the box. Inside the box was a 'key' .... with a note that said .... "your gift is in the shed " , which was locked ....... I ran out there like a child getting their first bike. .... To my surprise ..... there set a big gray VACUMM SWEEPER . .... ............ to this very day my ex and I laugh about the look on my face when I saw the sweeper ..... We were poor and I was a clean freak so he figured I would like this ....... wrrrongggggggggggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................. guys - - - NEVER buy your lady a sweeper for Christmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4roses View Post
    Many many years ago .... WHEN I was married, the diamond fell out of my wedding set. I told my husband all I wanted was to have the diamond replaced. True it wouldn't have the same meaning because it wasn't the orginal diamond, but at least I could wear the whole set. ................... Well ........... Christmas morning there was a tiny little box under the tree ... OMG I was so excited .... my heart was racing and I had the biggest smile on my face when I opened the box. Inside the box was a 'key' .... with a note that said .... "your gift is in the shed " , which was locked ....... I ran out there like a child getting their first bike. .... To my surprise ..... there set a big gray VACUMM SWEEPER . .... ............ to this very day my ex and I laugh about the look on my face when I saw the sweeper ..... We were poor and I was a clean freak so he figured I would like this ....... wrrrongggggggggggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................. guys - - - NEVER buy your lady a sweeper for Christmas.
    What is it with guys and vacuum cleaners? On our first Christmas together together, my EX bought me a vacuum...he was all proud of himself. True, I had asked for a vacuum...but not for Christmas. And I had asked for a specific one (mainly due to HIS allergies). He didn't get the one I asked for...when I was upset (for several reasons), he had the nuts to say (about the vacuum cleaner brand)..."It was good enough for MY mother...". I told him, I hope you like to vacuum...because I will NEVER push that contraption around this house. And I never did. Every Christmas thereafter, he was so thoughtful about gifts that I NEARLY forgot about the vacuum...
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge Runner View Post
    Here is ONE area that I excel. If you can't find that "one" surprise then you are not paying attention to your BETTER half.

    You're the MAN Ridge!!!
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    I'm guessing the guy is going to get some really lame sex in return, and I'm guessing that sex is going to be with himself. DOH! I would of course get her a cat, if she didn't like it then I could eat it. Ohhhh God there go the voices again.

    What ever I got her there would be a follow up gift wich would be a vibrator, then if she didn't like the 1st gift, then you know what she can do then. Uh Oh! I'm going back to therapy soon. So I'm guessing that why I've never been married, I'm just sooo sensitive.
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    Harley, harley, harley...smack talking about eating kitty again! LOL

    Therapy might be a good thing! Me and a friend of mine were JUST talking yesterday at lunch about how you NEVER buy a vibrator for anyone...those must be picked out by the user...

    Maybe I need therapy, too...I don't recall how we got on THAT subject...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlooMoose View Post
    Harley, harley, harley...smack talking about eating kitty again! LOL

    Therapy might be a good thing! Me and a friend of mine were JUST talking yesterday at lunch about how you NEVER buy a vibrator for anyone...those must be picked out by the user...

    Maybe I need therapy, too...I don't recall how we got on THAT subject...
    Well, I'm gonna go with the eating kitty. heeeheeeheee. Therapy just doesn't work, trussssst me. I'm thinking more of the rabbit, see, some guys do pay attention to women. OHHHHH I think you know what I mean. LOL Oh God where is this going? OK head to Albany Ga. Sunday a.m. see you guys out there, listen for the loud pipes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harleypiper View Post
    Well, I'm gonna go with the eating kitty. heeeheeeheee. Therapy just doesn't work, trussssst me.
    Y'all see why we had to permanently ban harleypiper from the CAD Kitty Cat Fan Club? He is definitely incorrigible!
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    here kitty kitty kitty kitty!!!!!! Come to harleypiper , goooood kitty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge Runner View Post
    Here is ONE area that I excel. If you can't find that "one" surprise then you are not paying attention to your BETTER half.
    I used to start listening in the spring to when my wife or daughters would say "I wish I had a ....." If they didnt buy one of whatever before Christmas I would buy it for them. I have also had to give my wife ideas of what to get the kids when she didnt have any.
    Don't trust anybody. Especially that guy in the mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mommee View Post
    if you are going to get me stuff for the kitchen, a set of le creuset pots will do nicely.
    Not familiar with the brand. I do all my cooking in cast-iron. Use them right, and nothing sticks, and it tastes like Grandma's cooking.

    And, NO... If I buy them new, Grandma's cooking is not "STILL IN THERE".

    And, guys... If you get a set of them for your wife... Be on your very best behavior... Those things can do real damage where ever they hit.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

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    Le creusets are the ENAMELLED Cast Iron cookware. You can just about do anything with them including drive a nail if needed. I have told my wife I want a set of those since I do about 98% of the cooking and do the dishes anyway why not get a good set of them.
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    i have a few pieces. no need for a set ironeagle. it's best to get what you want because you don't always use what comes in a set. go to their outlet if there is one near you. that's where i got mine. or williams - sonoma has a big selection too. i started one pot at a time.
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