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  1. 10-08-2008 06:56 AM #1
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    Default One for the girls

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
    And please lift my butt before it sags.
    Please no age spots, Please no gray
    And as for my belly, Please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman.....
    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Foot Note:
    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

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  2. 10-08-2008 08:04 AM #2
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    Thanks I needed a laugh this morning!
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  3. 10-08-2008 10:25 AM #3
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    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


    See how ya are moose!
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  4. 10-08-2008 12:00 PM #4
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    Bel...it's good to find one hard man! Oops...I mean, it's hard to find one good man!
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

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  5. 10-08-2008 12:59 PM #5
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    My Mom has a sign on her fridge:


    I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!!

    ROFLMAO!!

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  6. 10-08-2008 01:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by wildkat View Post
    My Mom has a sign on her fridge:


    I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!!

    ROFLMAO!!

    ROFLMAO!! I need that sign....
    "Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort."

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    haha, that is great!
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  8. 10-24-2008 08:50 PM #8
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    a strappin' young lad with his newfound mullet. you ladies, especially the southern ones, know you wanna run yer fingaz through it.
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  9. 10-25-2008 09:51 AM #9
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    She/he has a nice mustache
    Don't trust anybody. Especially that guy in the mirror.
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    because of that mullet, i have become a REAL driver. just need the nasty teeth and pilot glasses, and it'll be complete.
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  11. 10-25-2008 10:03 AM #11
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    You look like a fat Kate Moss.
    Don't trust anybody. Especially that guy in the mirror.
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  12. 10-25-2008 12:59 PM #12
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    i am sensing mullet envy coming from you.
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    Yes, You guessed it. I have mullet envy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix View Post
    because of that mullet, i have become a REAL driver. just need the nasty teeth and pilot glasses, and it'll be complete.
    You look fabulous..... teeheehee
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlooMoose View Post
    You look fabulous..... teeheehee
    the truth has been spoken!
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