Ladies, Love Cowboys?

[RebelDarlin]

OK I never said a man in a tux wasn't nice to look at, but if you're talking Bond, the new guy is a poser. My favorite Bond men in no particular order.

[Rev.Vassago]

There is only one Bond.



Or is it this one? I can't remember.

[mommee]

All the Bonds were very handsome and sexy. I just chose Daniel Craig because he is more my age bracket. :wink: And there was something refreshingly different in this Bond, maybe his cold as steel attitude.

Very funny Rev. You forgot George Lazenby.

[RebelDarlin]

Mea Culpa Rev, I didn't realize you liked looking at guys. :twisted:

[Rev.Vassago]

Mea Culpa Rev, I didn't realize you liked looking at guys. :twisted:

The only guy I like looking at is the one that I see when I look in the mirror. :wink:

[RebelDarlin]

Mea Culpa Rev, I didn't realize you liked looking at guys. :twisted:

The only guy I like looking at is the one that I see when I look in the mirror. :wink:

Like in this pic?


I thought that was Al Bundy, doh!

[Rev.Vassago]

Like in this pic?


I thought that was Al Bundy, doh!

Sorry, but that's not me. That's the picture of my mirrors off the ebay auction that I bought them on.

Nice try, though.

[RebelDarlin]

Oh well! Thought I caught a glimpse of the elusive Rev. Kinda like the Yeti aren't ya? :wink:

[golfhobo]

If the guy on the right is a 1 and the guy on the left is a 10.... I'm about a 7! Maybe an 8 if you figure in facial looks, and a NINE if you care about my "inner intelligent self!"

Add in my ability to understand wimmin, and HECK..... I'm pushin' the perfect 10! So WHY am I still single??? :shock:

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

[Ridge Runner]

If the guy on the right is a 1 and the guy on the left is a 10.... I'm about a 7! Maybe an 8 if you figure in facial looks, and a NINE if you care about my "inner intelligent self!"

Add in my ability to understand wimmin, and HECK..... I'm pushin' the perfect 10! So WHY am I still single??? :shock:

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

So will a few shots of Jack. :wink:

[golfhobo]

Ridge said:

So will a few shots of Jack.

That's my problem, Ridge! Never been a big fan of likker! :shock:

More of a Coors Light man! Leaves me somewhat coherent, AND with a modicum of discretion intact!

Ergo.... I face the full frontal assault of reality come closing time! Which means, of course, I usually go home alone! :sad:

But, when I wake in the morning, I don't have to chew my arm off! I AM a man of principle.... after all! :wink:

[RebelDarlin]

If the guy on the right is a 1 and the guy on the left is a 10.... I'm about a 7! Maybe an 8 if you figure in facial looks, and a NINE if you care about my "inner intelligent self!"

Add in my ability to understand wimmin, and HECK..... I'm pushin' the perfect 10! So WHY am I still single??? :shock:

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

So will a few shots of Jack. :wink:

Ah Ridge, you do crack me up! Now I have that old song "The Girls All Get Prettier at Closin' Time" stuck in my head.

[RebelDarlin]

If the guy on the right is a 1 and the guy on the left is a 10.... I'm about a 7! Maybe an 8 if you figure in facial looks, and a NINE if you care about my "inner intelligent self!"

Add in my ability to understand wimmin, and HECK..... I'm pushin' the perfect 10! So WHY am I still single??? :shock:

Since you stated in another thread that you had become a Monk, don't you have to stay single?

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

What caused this obsession you have?

[golfhobo]

Reb said:

Since you stated in another thread that you had become a Monk, don't you have to stay single?

Details!!

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

What caused this obsession you have?

Um...... the increase in the size of women's azzes over the last few decades maybe?? :shock:

[Ridge Runner]

Ridge said:

So will a few shots of Jack.

That's my problem, Ridge! Never been a big fan of likker! :shock:

More of a Coors Light man! Leaves me somewhat coherent, AND with a modicum of discretion intact!

Discretion???? :? Never thought of using that. :wink:
Ergo.... I face the full frontal assault of reality come closing time! Which means, of course, I usually go home alone! :sad:

That may be why we don't have any ugly virgins around here. :P
But, when I wake in the morning, I don't have to chew my arm off! I AM a man of principle.... after all! :wink:

While I have NEVER had to chew my arm off, I did sneak out of the house a few times........ but......it was my house.

[Ridge Runner]

If the guy on the right is a 1 and the guy on the left is a 10.... I'm about a 7! Maybe an 8 if you figure in facial looks, and a NINE if you care about my "inner intelligent self!"

Add in my ability to understand wimmin, and HECK..... I'm pushin' the perfect 10! So WHY am I still single??? :shock:

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

So will a few shots of Jack. :wink:

Ah Ridge, you do crack me up! Now I have that old song "The Girls All Get Prettier at Closin' Time" stuck in my head.

I call it the Jack Daniel's Diet Plan. I drank better than 200 lbs. off a woman in one night. :shock:

[RebelDarlin]

Reb said:

Since you stated in another thread that you had become a Monk, don't you have to stay single?

Details!!

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

What caused this obsession you have?

Um...... the increase in the size of women's azzes over the last few decades maybe?? :shock:

Really? I think it's more the fact that women don't know how to dress to flatter themselves anymore. They just throw on anything and apparently don't own mirrors or they wouldn't leave the house looking like that. :shock:

[RebelDarlin]

If the guy on the right is a 1 and the guy on the left is a 10.... I'm about a 7! Maybe an 8 if you figure in facial looks, and a NINE if you care about my "inner intelligent self!"

Add in my ability to understand wimmin, and HECK..... I'm pushin' the perfect 10! So WHY am I still single??? :shock:

Maybe I SHOULD get that free sample of Viagra!

I hear it reduces the size of a womans AZZ by about 40%!!

So will a few shots of Jack. :wink:

Ah Ridge, you do crack me up! Now I have that old song "The Girls All Get Prettier at Closin' Time" stuck in my head.

I call it the Jack Daniel's Diet Plan. I drank better than 200 lbs. off a woman in one night. :shock:

UR Funny!

[thomasz]

hey, they're really hot...

[golfhobo]

hey, they're really hot...

:shock: :shock: :shock:


Hey.... LOOK!! A "GAY" showed up! :shock:

Now you girls can REALLY "dish!" :wink: