Shopping List

[kahlana]

Okay Ladies I'm looking for a list of things you always have with you in the truck that you feel you absolutely cannot live with out. It can be anything from your CB and antennae to your fuzzy slippers and comfy robe.
What are the things that you always make sure you have with you before you hop in the cab?

[4roses]

8)

Lip balm
small pillow for my back while driving
camera
2 pairs of sunglasses - - 1 dark shade, 1 light shade
pictures of family

[golfhobo]

Y'all KNOW that I'm biting my tongue (or sitting on my hands) right now.... right? :wink:

[kahlana]

Y'all KNOW that I'm biting my tongue (or sitting on my hands) right now.... right? :wink:

Oh lord whats that mean???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Ridge Runner]

Y'all KNOW that I'm biting my tongue (or sitting on my hands) right now.... right? :wink:

Oh lord whats that mean???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You really DON'T want to know. :wink: Trust me!

[kahlana]

i have a feeling i should be very very afraid

[Ridge Runner]

i have a feeling i should be very very afraid

Of Hobo??? Naw, he's harmless enough. He just likes to feel his own ***** and enjoys pain, like biting his tounge.

[mommee]

i have a feeling i should be very very afraid

Of Hobo??? Naw, he's harmless enough. He just likes to feel his own ***** and enjoys pain, like biting his tounge.

And you'll be arguing with him on whatever topic soon enough
He's good like that :wink:

And welcome to the forum.

[kahlana]

Thanks mommee... Im loving it so far... y'all are a hoot if ya dont mind me sayin

[Ridge Runner]

Thanks mommee... Im loving it so far... y'all are a hoot if ya dont mind me sayin

That is why most of us are here; For the hooters. :P

Sorry I just couldn't help myself!

OK. I sent myself a warning. :wink:

[kahlana]

Thanks mommee... Im loving it so far... y'all are a hoot if ya dont mind me sayin

That is why most of us are here; For the hooters. :P

Sorry I just couldn't help myself!

OK. I sent myself a warning. :wink:

Hooters arent bad... unless its 3am and they are hooting outside your window while you are tryin... oh sorry wrong hooters i think :wink: :shock:

[Ridge Runner]

Ahhhhh!!! A true furture trucker. Quick of witt. It will serve you well grasshopper. :P

[kahlana]

no applause please... just throw money... oo sorry bad i know... heh...

[Trukrswyfe]

1)They have these black pocketed binder at Wally world, they actually come in blue and red I think. Well they're cloth and make excellent log books.

2) small note pad ( You will need it)
3) A few good pens and calculator
4) small basket we call it a shower basket.
It should hold your toiletries for the shower and your clothes when your done. I should include shower sandles trust me.
5)a camera digital or disposable
6) Road Atlas


If your brother is a trucker you probably already know this stuff. Good Luck out There.

[golfhobo]

Thanks mommee... Im loving it so far... y'all are a hoot if ya dont mind me sayin

That is why most of us are here; For the hooters. :P

Sorry I just couldn't help myself!

OK. I sent myself a warning. :wink:

OH.... and "I" am the one who can't resist mental masturbation?? (Can I SAY that here?) :shock:

Kahlana: You innocently "opened a door" TWICE! I stepped aside.... and Ridge stumbled through!! :shock:

Yeah... we just like to have a little FUN here, now and then! I was just gonna say..... "ME" (in answer to your question.) :wink:

"HOOTERS!" Ha! What would a WOMAN need with HOOTERS in her truck? :shock: [Not that many have to WORRY about it!]

But, I "second" the realization that you are "quick of wit!" [But, the vote has not been taken yet!]

And.... WHAT the heck happened to your Avatar?? ONE minute I'm looking at a blank page.... the NEXT I'm faced with an attractive woman who needs to SMILE more often! :wink:

As for your original question.... which I've forgotten now, (and since I'm not a woman, it seems MY opinion is not what you are looking for,) I'll have to get BACK to ya! But.... here's ONE thing I would put on YOUR list....


1) Self Esteem! NEVER, ever, get into your cab without it! If you've GOT your CDL.... and it is YOUR cab.... You EARNED it!! Ain't nobody HERE gonna strip you of it! Not while "I" am not banned!

Welcome to the Board! Welcome to Trucking! And that goes for your HUSBAND, too!! [which I hope you don't HAVE!...... I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :wink:

[mommee]

I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :wink:

We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose).

[golfhobo]

I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :wink:

We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose).

WHO said you DID?? :shock: I said that "I" was doing the "flirting!"

PLEASE don't take away my only FUN!! Did I say that I was getting a complex "because the married women here just won't quit FLIRTING with me?" I don't THINK so!

FIRST.... because I would NEVER complain about THAT!

SECOND.... because I only feel SAFE flirting with married women! :shock:

THIRD.... Um.... er.... I forgot.... see "First."

Last time I flirted with a SINGLE woman, she got me pregnant, took my child away, and left me with a complex!!

Flirting with SINGLE women is dangerous! First thing you know, they want to have "relations." :wink: THEN, of course.... they want to CRITIQUE them! :shock:

And, if one is not REAL careful..... one night, when you're sound asleep, the angels come down and give you CHILDREN! :twisted:

THEN, you end up MARRYING them.... and the next thing you know..... you're FLIRTING with them again! :shock: WTF??? MEN don't understand this! It's kinda like the DEFENSE scoring a touchdown! 8)

I like it best MY way! "I" get to flirt without getting married or pregnant. "They" get the attention they need and reflect it. NO ONE gets hurt or pregnant!

Flirting with single women is a crap shoot, because THEY get to "choose." Flirting with Married women is easy, because THEY have already MADE their choice! No harm, no foul.... we ALL know the "score."

Like someone once said.... "Why buy the COW when you can get a married woman to MILK it?"

Okay.... THAT just wasn't RIGHT! :wink:

Alright.... let me be clear here..... I like flirting with married women because they have replaced ISSUES with TISSUES!!

And I defy ANY married woman here to rebut me! Getting married, sooner or later, leads to GROWING UP! Those who don't....FAIL! THose who don't FAIL.... KNOW I'm right! :wink:

Hey, Hoggie! You got a shovel with a longer handle?? This hole is getting a bit DEEP!!

[Ridge Runner]

I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :wink:

We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose).

WHO said you DID?? :shock: I said that "I" was doing the "flirting!"

PLEASE don't take away my only FUN!! Did I say that I was getting a complex "because the married women here just won't quit FLIRTING with me?" I don't THINK so!

FIRST.... because I would NEVER complain about THAT!

SECOND.... because I only feel SAFE flirting with married women! :shock:

THIRD.... Um.... er.... I forgot.... see "First."

Last time I flirted with a SINGLE woman, she got me pregnant, took my child away, and left me with a complex!!

Flirting with SINGLE women is dangerous! First thing you know, they want to have "relations." :wink: THEN, of course.... they want to CRITIQUE them! :shock:

And, if one is not REAL careful..... one night, when you're sound asleep, the angels come down and give you CHILDREN! :twisted:

THEN, you end up MARRYING them.... and the next thing you know..... you're FLIRTING with them again! :shock: WTF??? MEN don't understand this! It's kinda like the DEFENSE scoring a touchdown! 8)

I like it best MY way! "I" get to flirt without getting married or pregnant. "They" get the attention they need and reflect it. NO ONE gets hurt or pregnant!

Flirting with single women is a crap shoot, because THEY get to "choose." Flirting with Married women is easy, because THEY have already MADE their choice! No harm, no foul.... we ALL know the "score."

Like someone once said.... "Why buy the COW when you can get a married woman to MILK it?"

Okay.... THAT just wasn't RIGHT! :wink:

Alright.... let me be clear here..... I like flirting with married women because they have replaced ISSUES with TISSUES!!

And I defy ANY married woman here to rebut me! Getting married, sooner or later, leads to GROWING UP! Those who don't....FAIL! THose who don't FAIL.... KNOW I'm right! :wink:

Hey, Hoggie! You got a shovel with a longer handle?? This hole is getting a bit DEEP!!

Shovel with a longer handle???? Dude you need a backhoe.

[Trukrswyfe]

I'll save you Golf,

You have already covered this topic of flirting. The problem lies in one's definition. You have defined flirting as anything said or done in your direction i.e. " throwing rocks".

The married woman such as myself are simply "throwing rocks at you to make sure YOU are still alive" .

Sorry dude tried

[kahlana]

Thanks mommee... Im loving it so far... y'all are a hoot if ya dont mind me sayin

That is why most of us are here; For the hooters. :P

Sorry I just couldn't help myself!

OK. I sent myself a warning. :wink:

OH.... and "I" am the one who can't resist mental masturbation?? (Can I SAY that here?) :shock:

Kahlana: You innocently "opened a door" TWICE! I stepped aside.... and Ridge stumbled through!! :shock:

Yeah... we just like to have a little FUN here, now and then! I was just gonna say..... "ME" (in answer to your question.) :wink:

"HOOTERS!" Ha! What would a WOMAN need with HOOTERS in her truck? :shock: [Not that many have to WORRY about it!]

But, I "second" the realization that you are "quick of wit!" [But, the vote has not been taken yet!]

And.... WHAT the heck happened to your Avatar?? ONE minute I'm looking at a blank page.... the NEXT I'm faced with an attractive woman who needs to SMILE more often! :wink:

As for your original question.... which I've forgotten now, (and since I'm not a woman, it seems MY opinion is not what you are looking for,) I'll have to get BACK to ya! But.... here's ONE thing I would put on YOUR list....


1) Self Esteem! NEVER, ever, get into your cab without it! If you've GOT your CDL.... and it is YOUR cab.... You EARNED it!! Ain't nobody HERE gonna strip you of it! Not while "I" am not banned!

Welcome to the Board! Welcome to Trucking! And that goes for your HUSBAND, too!! [which I hope you don't HAVE!...... I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :wink:

not married but definitely attached sorry and i smile .. some.. well more smiley pics on my MySpace anyway lol
***smiley pic on my album here now :P ***