Has anyone found an honest male driver out there?

[mommee]

golfhoho-

I didn't realize we were "flirting". I thought I was just responding to your funny posts. I am slow to these things.

NOTHING you have said here have in any way, shape or form, offended me. I don't offend easily. I have a very "come see, come sa" attitude about life. I roll with the punches very well and can hold my own against "the boys". It's all in the name of fun.

No harm, no foul.

Trukrsywyfe-thanks for defending. It's nice to have a friend.

My hubby is home every night. He is just gone all day and most of the night with work.

Now come to think of it...I am offended that you are not interested in women with fat butts. How do you know that I don't have a fat butt? LOL :wink:

[golfhobo]

These days, if a woman doesn't throw ROCKS at me.... I consider it flirting!!

I once walked around the Las Vegas strip all night and couldn't even get propositioned!!

I don't think this "nice guy" routine is working!

[Roadhog]

:evil: ...well at least they don't RUN from you screaming ......."Dirty!"

:twisted: :? :sad:

I have to constantly remind myself to behave.

[Roadhog]

But seriously Ladies...
I'm house broke and have been in and out of Obedience School
(married once..no puppies)


I am an honest single Trucker looking for marriage.


Honest to a fault, maybe. I have one prerequisite in a wimmin.


...she must own a Truck.

Please send photo of the Truck. :?

[Twilight Flyer]

Who doesn't love Morticia Addams?

Only when she's played by Angelica Houston. :twisted:

[COLT]

Roadhog's Perfect Mate

[mommee]

Now if you could only find golfhobo his perfect mate. :wink:
Although, that would truly take a miracle.

[golfhobo]

Now if you could only find golfhobo his perfect mate. :wink:
Although, that would truly take a miracle.

Ah.... not SO hard! I allready FOUND her! I just can't get her attention!

Her name?? Sandra Bullock!! Close enough to Perfect.... for me!

[Sizzle]

Well I've come home for a rare couple of nights during my long departure from home so I can respond to everyone today. I started to respond last night but got caught up e-mailing back and forth with another member on C.A.D. I have to break down and get a laptop. SIGH!!!

First of all, I must say that Hobo and Roadhog along with Colt have been amusing on the male side. Also, Mommee, Trukrswyfe and for4roses have been amusing on the female side.

Hobo, Mommee's response to you would probably be right on the mark for me also. I don't like men with skinny legs so if you have skinny legs guess we're not a match! Now Honey, how does that sound after the fat azz remark? UM....

Roadhog as usual has amused the heck out of me. He certainly should be a comedian. I loved the picture that Colt put as Hobo's mate. Too Cute Honey too Cute.

As far as hijacking the thread Trukrswyfe-you go and have yourself all the fun you want. I wasn't around to participate with the guys and gals so you and Mommee have at it. Do whatever you like.

I’m glad to see that there are actually some real single men out there. I think it’s amusing that most people are married and low and behold every guy I met is single. UM! I have to say it’s just a little suspicious to say the least. 8)

[Roadhog]

I loved the picture that Colt put as Hobo's mate. Too Cute Honey too Cute.

...if that Ho...Hobo puts his greazee paws on my Foxy Lady.... I'll shoot all his tires out.
...besides...he's got that airhead S-s-s-sarah.

Have you considered...the married man most likely has just one woman that will give him the time of day, or allow him to even touch her?

We "single men" most always have a full "little black book."
Check for slap marks and scratches.... or other signs... :P



...me fur instance, I always forget the cheese traps in front of the bedroom window. :?

p.s. thought you had a 'puter...good Gads...you do all this off a stinkin' teesy weensy phone? My thumb covers the whole key pad on my phone.
:shock:

[Sizzle]

Please excuse my error Roadhog when I said that Colt put a beautiful partner for Golfhobo. I didn't realize she was your lady. I was terribly tired last night when posting had climbed up and down the 3 flights looking for a lost wallet. Got covered in snow-quite a picture a flannel granny gown with a long coat over it, no socks and wedges [probably 4-6 inches of snow I trudged through]. I was too tired to get re-dressed. So I guess I mixed up whose girlfriend he was talking about-sorry.

I can not use the cell for any C.A.D. messages including P.M.s! My Web unfriendly Cell will not allow me to click on a link. Hence, I can only receive personal e-mail messages and respond to them while on the road. Therefore, whenever I respond to C.A.D. I am at home. I do not have a laptop on my truck. Apparently, I didn't make it clear that I was here-thought I did. OOPS!!! 8)

[golfhobo]

I loved the picture that Colt put as Hobo's mate. Too Cute Honey too Cute.

...if that Ho...Hobo puts his greazee paws on my Foxy Lady.... I'll shoot all his tires out.
...besides...he's got that airhead S-s-s-sarah.

WHO you calling a HO..... Imus???

As for your "foxy" girlfriend..... you better not let her out of your sight, or she's MINE!!

[golfhobo]

Who doesn't love Morticia Addams?

Only when she's played by Angelica Houston. :twisted:

Ain't THAT the truth!?!?! God.... I STILL have nightmares! Thanks to Mommee, my sanity has been restored! The ONLY reason Angelica Houston (or is it Huston?) got into movies, was because of her famous father! But, Sandra Bullock would have made a MUCH better "Morticia!"

[Creek Jackson]

Please excuse my error Roadhog when I said that Colt put a beautiful partner for Golfhobo. I didn't realize she was your lady. I was terribly tired last night when posting had climbed up and down the 3 flights looking for a lost wallet. Got covered in snow-quite a picture a flannel granny gown with a long coat over it, no socks and wedges [probably 4-6 inches of snow I trudged through]. I was too tired to get re-dressed. So I guess I mixed up whose girlfriend he was talking about-sorry.

I can not use the cell for any C.A.D. messages including P.M.s! My Web unfriendly Cell will not allow me to click on a link. Hence, I can only receive personal e-mail messages and respond to them while on the road. Therefore, whenever I respond to C.A.D. I am at home. I do not have a laptop on my truck. Apparently, I didn't make it clear that I was here-thought I did. OOPS!!! 8)

So,,,,did you find your/the wallet? Hope so after that ordeal! :wink:

Creek

[golfhobo]

Sizzle said:

Hobo, Mommee's response to you would probably be right on the mark for me also. I don't like men with skinny legs so if you have skinny legs guess we're not a match! Now Honey, how does that sound after the fat azz remark? UM....

Oh.... that sounds about FAIR! I DO have skinny legs (it's my Father's fault!) .... and should I assume you mean that YOU have a fat bum??

I'm just KIDDING around, Sizzle! I WAS trying to be brutally HONEST, since that's what you wanted, but it's not really a DEAL BREAKER! (up to a point! :wink: )

And SOMEWHERE (must be a different thread, cuz I can't find it here,) you chided me for my comment about a woman's "chest." Let me clarify. 4Roses said:

Everyone walks around with an invisiable sign on their body which tells others how they can treat us and what kind of person is welcome in our life.

Somehow, I pictured that "sign" to be hanging around our necks.... and therefore appearing about "chest level." So, I made a JOKE about checking out the CHEST to "read the sign." I guess it went over a few heads!

AGAIN, to be totally honest, and I can't HELP but BE so.... I am NOT all that concerned with a woman's CHEST. Witness my adoration of Sandra Bullock! The most BEAUTIFUL girlfriend I ever HAD, was quite severely "cheated" in that area, but knew how to make it look sexy! But, it JUST wouldn't have gone well with a FAT BUM!!

A woman can't DO much about how well endowed she is.... but she CERTAINLY can have some CONTROL over how big a toilet seat she needs!

I can't do much about the mass of my legs, but I AM responsible for the size of my Belly!

Would we be a good match? I don't know! I allready SAID I smoke and drink. BOTH, however, can be controlled. But, harking back to one of your earlier posts, and what you said was important, I DO have a sense of humor (some don't GET it, but....) and I consider myself intelligent. And I will not LIE to get into someone's pants! That's just NOT my first priority! :shock:

I'm a trucker, so I KNOW what your life "requires." I lived in Denver for over 6 years, so I "understand" the Rocky Mtn High mentality. In fact, I miss it terribly! I dont KNOW... or really CARE.... if we were a "match" on an intimate level. I'd just like to have someone to "share" Denver with when I am there! And I'll BE there this Tuesday night!

Unfortunately, I don't think YOU will be!

Now, I'm not trying to turn this into a "dating board," and I considered sending this by PM (and probably SHOULD have,) but I wanted YOU to see that there ARE some real men out here, and I wanted others to know where I was coming from with my "humorous" comments!

I'M not the one who started this thread! I just like to "play along" when one like this GETS started! :wink:

Besides..... S-s-s-a-a-a-r-a-h is putting on weight!! :shock:

Hobo

[COLT]

Besides..... S-s-s-a-a-a-r-a-h is putting on weight!! :shock:

Hobo

[golfhobo]

Hee Hee!! that was hilarious, Colt!

Maybe, I'm doing something wrong?? :shock:

[Roadhog]

Hee Hee!! that was hilarious, Colt!
Maybe, I'm doing something wrong?? :shock:

It happens. :?

Like for instance, I learned...if you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude.

[Bandit102]

I think, just stop looking. I did quite a while back. I have finally decided that I can actually be bappy being single. There was a time, after the wife and I separated, that I thought being single AND happy was an absolute impossibility, but I'm passed that now.

Certainly, if you are even remotely attractive, men in their nature, will do or say anything they deem necessary to get in to your pants. It is shameful, but hey, we're men. Animals, really.

I wish you all the best. If ever you see my green Freightliner (they call me Bandit), holler at me and it would be my pleasure to buy you a cup of coffee and dinner and we can further discuss the inherent immoratlity in men. I understand it well. hehe.

[Roadhog]

For Hobo...


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