Has anyone found an honest male driver out there?

[golfhobo]

Well, Sizzle.... since you've made it abundantly clear that I don't fit your mold.... I smoke and drink..... I'll tell you what you're missing!

I'm currently working on a patent for a Strategic Defense Initiative that outshines ANY proposal yet for Star Wars, and I'm not IN or looking for any committment!

I was married once, 25 years ago, and will probably NEVER do THAT again!

I'm so brutally honest, that I won't even TALK to a woman who I THINK might have a fat azz!! [So, I don't date women I meet on the "net" without pictures! :wink: ]

And, of course, haven't had a date in years! :shock:

I'm looking for the perfect woman, one with an inquiring and impetuous mind!! And I ALWAYS look at the chest first..... to see what SIGN they are wearing (of course!)

So.... since I only get to Denver a few times a year, and you are only home once every month or so.... I doubt we'll ever get a chance to meet! But, if we ever DID..... I think it would be FUN! [unless you have a fat azz!]

I know a great place on Larimer Square! And an even better one in Central City!

I'm looking for a woman trucker JUST LIKE YOU..... only a little different! :wink:

[Trukrswyfe]

Not sure if you want my two cents.

Here it is take it or leave it.

I don't smoke or drink, but my husband smokes and always has, I would be a fool to have dismissed him and I am glad I didn't. Many smokers really don't like that they smoke but , I love him flaws and all. He is actually the most curtious smoker I know, he always stands down wind from me,(even when I can't understand why he keeps moving) he washes his hands when he comes inside. I know you won't always find people like that but don't exclude based on just one thing. You will short change yourself.

I understand you are not looking for marriage. That is fine but in all honesty I think that is just how you have decided to protect yourself from future hurts.

Thats a whole different theme so I will just leave it at that. Best of luck,

[mommee]

Well, Sizzle.... since you've made it abundantly clear that I don't fit your mold.... I smoke and drink..... I'll tell you what you're missing!

I'm currently working on a patent for a Strategic Defense Initiative that outshines ANY proposal yet for Star Wars, and I'm not IN or looking for any committment!

I was married once, 25 years ago, and will probably NEVER do THAT again!

I'm so brutally honest, that I won't even TALK to a woman who I THINK might have a fat azz!! [So, I don't date women I meet on the "net" without pictures! :wink: ]

And, of course, haven't had a date in years! :shock:

I'm looking for the perfect woman, one with an inquiring and impetuous mind!! And I ALWAYS look at the chest first..... to see what SIGN they are wearing (of course!)

So.... since I only get to Denver a few times a year, and you are only home once every month or so.... I doubt we'll ever get a chance to meet! But, if we ever DID..... I think it would be FUN! [unless you have a fat azz!]

I know a great place on Larimer Square! And an even better one in Central City!

I'm looking for a woman trucker JUST LIKE YOU..... only a little different! :wink:

You are quite the ladies' man, hobo. How could any woman resist you? LOL

[Roadhog]

I'm single.


I don't have much luck tho...with the wimmin.

I am trying to polish my savoirfaire.




...but it's not working.

[Ridge Runner]

My GOD BOY Where HAVE you been???

[Roadhog]

[Roadhog]

woops...double post..


....uummmm...I'll throw this in...since I have a free post.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9557238681

[golfhobo]

You are quite the ladies' man, hobo. How could any woman resist you? LOL

I have found that women have an inordinate amount of willpower and self-control!! JUST my luck!! :wink:

[Trukrswyfe]

Golf, that is what the vodka is for silly. :wink:

[golfhobo]

Golf, that is what the vodka is for silly. :wink:

Oh, chit! I thought that was to get MY courage up!! Besides..... what to do with these "one drink wonders?"

Jeez! And ALL THIS TIME, I've been wasting my money on diamonds and flowers??? :shock:

[mommee]

Jeez! And ALL THIS TIME, I've been wasting my money on diamonds and flowers??? :shock:

Hey, if you want to buy me diamonds and flowers, please do!

[golfhobo]

Jeez! And ALL THIS TIME, I've been wasting my money on diamonds and flowers??? :shock:

Hey, if you want to buy me diamonds and flowers, please do!

Ha Ha!! You don't think I'm gonna fall for that FAKE AVATAR, do ya??? :shock:

Gotta see the "bumshot!" :wink:

Oh.... and I wouldn't use that wide angled lense if I were you!

[Point of interest: Many non photographers don't realize that a standard "quickshot" camera uses a 35mm lens. This IS a "wide angle" lens!! It WILL make your ASSETS look larger! "True life is most closely represented by a 50mm lens!]

[4roses]

Road hog ...

....uummmm...I'll throw this in...since I have a free post.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9557238681

...

WTG hog ..... who would of ever thunk you cud dance like thattttt ... :rock:

[mommee]

Jeez! And ALL THIS TIME, I've been wasting my money on diamonds and flowers??? :shock:

Hey, if you want to buy me diamonds and flowers, please do!

Ha Ha!! You don't think I'm gonna fall for that FAKE AVATAR, do ya??? :shock:

Gotta see the "bumshot!" :wink:

Oh.... and I wouldn't use that wide angled lense if I were you!

[Point of interest: Many non photographers don't realize that a standard "quickshot" camera uses a 35mm lens. This IS a "wide angle" lens!! It WILL make your ASSETS look larger! "True life is most closely represented by a 50mm lens!]

Who doesn't love Morticia Addams? And I do know about photography-my hobby. :wink:

ALL women are worth their weight in diamonds!

[golfhobo]

ALL women are worth their weight in diamonds!

Which is why [since I'm not rollin' in dough like CFM,] I can only afford to be attracted to very "petite" women!! :wink:

As for Morticia..... yeah, I admit..... I used to watch that show. And I had a real "Thing" for her!!

BTW.... does your hubby KNOW you flirt with desperate Truckers when he's away??? :shock:

[Trukrswyfe]

Hey Golf,

I can't speak for mommee but I am reading posts to my husband and my responses. Playful banter nothing more for myself. But I only chimmed in to encourage Sizzle to not count you out just for smoking, and brought up the vodka cuz it may lower a woman's self control..Though I don't think that Sizzle is gonna fall for that.

Does it bother you that us desperate housewives post replies nothing more?? I have had more than one member seem offended that I remarked on a thread. If it upsets you that much I'll stick to the family thread or not at all.
Oh I have no interest in you don't worry, you just seem like a nice enough guy with your very thoughful post so I hope you find yourself a girlfriend.

Sizzle sorry to hijack your thread.

[golfhobo]

Hey Golf,

I can't speak for mommee but I am reading posts to my husband and my responses. Playful banter nothing more for myself. But I only chimmed in to encourage Sizzle to not count you out just for smoking, and brought up the vodka cuz it may lower a woman's self control..Though I don't think that Sizzle is gonna fall for that.

Does it bother you that us desperate housewives post replies nothing more?? I have had more than one member seem offended that I remarked on a thread. If it upsets you that much I'll stick to the family thread or not at all.
Oh I have no interest in you don't worry, you just seem like a nice enough guy with your very thoughful post so I hope you find yourself a girlfriend.

Sizzle sorry to hijack your thread.

Okay.... NOW I'm really confused! I thought I was flirting with Mommee!! [Boy, does THAT sound SICK!!]

Truckrswyfe: NO! I am not bothered at all! Relax!! I remember that thread/conversation, and you were NOT over the line, and if you remember.... "I" defended you!

Most of the guys here, (at least "I" certainly,) enjoy a bit of good natured flirtation with you "homebound" women!! It surely must be hard on you, and we just want to make you feel WELCOME in what is truly a FAMILY!!

We KNOW what your husbands are going through, and (if we HAVE one) YOU know what our wives are going through! I don't frequent the "family" forum, because I don't HAVE one! [Might be a good place to "cruise" though!! :wink: ]

I AM a "nice guy!" [Which is why I ALWAYS finish LAST!!] Women don't REALLY want a nice guy.... do they? (That's a rhetorical!) :wink:

I HAD a girlfriend once after my marriage (a few years back.) She let me sit in JAIL one night because she thought I was fooling around on her! Absolutely destroyed my TRUST!! After that, I started a small business, and never again had the time or MONEY to have a serious relationship.

With time, the heart grew cold. I doubt I'll EVER be able to have such a relationship again! If you EVER saw the movie "28 Days," well...... my cactus died, and my dog ran off!! :shock:

There are some tough, independent women on this board (and in trucking,) and I still have hopes of someday finding the right one..... but it would take a MIRACLE!

So, I flirt with NO intentions.... and I joke! I debate and argue, but I mean no real malice! Even to those who oppose me the most! I help and encourage when I can (even if it requires tough talk,) and I LEARN whatever I can from those more experienced.

I try to speak clearly when serious, and hope that my jesting is recognized and understood. It wounds me to the heart, that you even THOUGHT that you had (or could ever) offend ME!

So.... STAY.... and flirt if you will. And do NOT think me such a FOOL as to not know the score. Your man is lucky to HAVE a woman like you. And I hope you feel the same way about HIM. There are MANY (men) who come to this board, with concerns about what trucking will do to their family lives. Your "healthy" participation here, gives them hope and comfort. Many would say, after all..... that it is for those like YOU, that they would make this sacrifice.

Not ME, of course..... but many!! :wink:

[Trukrswyfe]

I KNOWN who you were (flirting) with silly :wink: No I did not think you were doing anything with me.

As I stated I was not speaking directly for mommee only kinda on her behalf. Like nails on a chaulk board is this statement" does your hubby know what You are doing???"

Sorry thats me not you. That comment just irks me so I guess I should have put that in the "irks you most thread".

Positive note your response is poetic and sweet and if you can type like that..... well you should be really great with your hands.

No I am NOT flirting 8) Carry on

[golfhobo]

Positive note your response is poetic and sweet and if you can type like that..... well you should be really great with your hands.

No I am NOT flirting 8) Carry on

Some would say.... I have a silver tongue! :wink:

[Roadhog]

WTG hog ..... who would of ever thunk you cud dance like thattttt ... :rock:

Thanks Rose! As you know, I am easily amused.. :?

That Elf's dancing somehow just cracks me up so much. :P