Riddle???

[RedRaven]

Humour is a good thing.
This thread is seriously ironic, if you've read the post about ignorant male co workers, that has been going on for a while.
All this talk about how women are a target, then a couple comments about how men can be targets too. The thread goes on and on...and then... this...
Everyone thinks its funny because its about who the sexiest male truckers are, then one comment about who the sexiest women truckers are and whamo.... seriously ironic, almost unbelievable.

Not sure what the sexiest male truckers has to do with "Women in Trucking" anyway. Anyone change an alternator lately?

Maybe this should have been posted in the comedy section...

But, actually I was trying to make a point with this "Riddle"... 8)

[Jackrabbit379]

There is a lady who asks for a riddle.
Charlie Daniels is the only man that can play a fiddle.
Drummers like to play the 5 stroke roll, and paradiddle.
Hmm. Who knew that I could rhyme. :P

[LadyNorthStar]

Maybe this should have been posted in the comedy section...

But, actually I was trying to make a point with this "Riddle"... 8)

Well in that case, I got it. That is where I found the humour, in the fact that it was posted, not in what was posted.

I guess I didn't get your intention though... in that case..well done, that is my kinda humour.

[golfhobo]

Well.... I don't "get it!" I don't think it's funny in the least! Here I am out here busting my hump everyday to be accepted as a Truck Driver, and all SOME women can do is compare my "sexiness" to that of another guy with better looking LEGS!! :shock:

What does the fact that I have skinny LEGS got to do with my ability to drive a truck??!

For that matter, what does it have to do with how "sexy" I can be??

And JUST because I drive a company Freightliner.... not a chrome dipped Pete.... doesn't mean I can't DANCE!!!

I still got MOST of my own teeth, and some of my hair! And I can dance without stepping on your toes! But, do I get a look from the ladies?? Heck NO!!

One look at my skinny legs and white skin and they're completely blind to my sagging breasts, protruding belly and flat butt!!

Unless I drive a pretty chromed up Pete, with straight pipes and chicken lights, wear cowboy boots and tight blue jeans.... I can't get a second look!

I'm starting to think some women don't know SEXY when they see it!! :wink:

:wink: 8)

[Roadhog]

OH MAN...I hear ya Bro.


LOOK AT ME... :evil: click here>>>------->Roadhog is so SEXY



I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for CAD too sexy for CAD
you think you've been had...
I'm so sexy...it's SAD

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my Truck too sexy for my Truck...oh WTF!!!
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor puzzy poor puzzy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

...I'm too sexy...is that WRONG??

[golfhobo]

Dang you, Hoggie! You didn't warn me that was a YOUTUBE link!

Dang near locked up my puter! :evil:

I'll have to wait and read the "reviews."

[Twilight Flyer]

And after a week on the road, well.... my shorts are just as brown!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[golfhobo]

And after a week on the road, well.... my shorts are just as brown!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Geez.... Twilight! It was a JOKE! Don't you get NOTHIN'???? :shock: :wink:

Pull my finger! NO!!!!! Not THAT finger!!!!

But, I suppose I MIGHT look into one of them porta-potty thingies! :wink:

[Twilight Flyer]

The joke didn't go over my head, but he visual was....disturbing, to say the least.

[Jackrabbit379]

And after a week on the road, well.... my shorts are just as brown!!

That's just wrong. :shock: :? :P

[golfhobo]

The joke didn't go over my head, but he visual was....disturbing, to say the least.

No, T/F, I KNEW the joke didn't go over you head! My WHOLE response was a joke! (at Colt's expense.... sorry, Colt!)

[COLT]

[quote="golfhobo"]

Unless I drive a pretty chromed up Pete, with straight pipes and chicken lights, wear cowboy boots and tight blue jeans....



Listen, pard'ner, I never wear tight blue jeans and cowboy boots......... at work. :wink:

[golfhobo]

Unless I drive a pretty chromed up Pete, with straight pipes and chicken lights, wear cowboy boots and tight blue jeans....



Listen, pard'ner, I never wear tight blue jeans and cowboy boots......... at work. :wink:

Yeah, but I bet you PACK 'em.... just in case you get laid over!

But, I gotta admit, some of these guys out here look like they just stumbled outta the laundry bin!! :shock:

I could dress a little sexier, myself! Might even start packin' my Justins!

Thinkin' about buying me a cowboy hat or something, too! I HATE golf caps!!

There's nothing wrong with trying to look your best out here! Believe it or not... some of us actually ARE looking for a good driving partner! And, when we SEE one.... we won't gain any points by keeping our mouth shut! But, we do need to remain discreet and respectfull... like you said!

BTW... since I got you ONtheLINE... what is that picture in you avatar? It reminds me of some spots in Colorado, though I'm sure it's not.

[COLT]

I'm not sure how you combine quotes and posts all in the same blue background... I don't realy care, but I'm sure there is some advantage to it. :wink:

Those avatars are so small it's hard to see the big picture, I agree. Here is a larger picture, and what I know about it.


This was built by a excavator operator, building a bush road, about 80 miles west of the Alaska highway. These stones stood atop of each other are called " Inukshuk " I think it means many things in the Inuit langauge. Basicly a sign post to take notice of somthing... People who work in the bush use them still daily, meaning pick us up here, or this is where to put spare gas or anything. Just an unatrural sign that people would notice. These stones are much bigger ofcourse. Most important to kick the rocks down after use :shock: or the signs would be everywhere These are big rocks, not going anywhere, easily. :wink: Ahem Keeping mouth shut...