HEY HOOK ME UP WITH A FRIEND

[Adam9315]

Hey ladies; I hear all the time of 'hubby and I are teaming.' Do you ladies have any cute female friends that want to team with a hunk??????? I'm 23, help a brother out.

[wot i life]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[Roadhog]

........and see if she has an older sister for me...
By the way...my standards aren't set as high as a young man. :?
I'm a bit rough around the edges...need some fixing up....typical man who acts or speaks without thinking...but have mastered the art of groveling with flowers and chocolates. Easy keeper. 8)

[yoopr]

oh brother

:nervous:

[Nomad_]

Guess you truckers are all alike ....j/k.

Read enough of that junk.... carry on..... :wink:

[HarleyRider52]

Hey hook me up too...

[Roadhog]

Okay Ladies...I can see I'll need to wet my silver tongue here....because you wanna play hard to get and see if I'm "up for the challenge."

(pay attendtion young man....this is how you do it.)

Before I start.....please understand...I am feeling rather vulnerable....I just lost my girlfriend...well fianc'ee...well... we were planning to be engaged. She was tragically lost in a boating trip on a romantic cruise to my vacation hide-away. Anyway, as luck would have it...my pet kitten is also sick right now, and I really just need a friend to talk with. Some one who is kind and caring, and would allow me to open up and share my feelings with.
Sorry...cof,,snif...I'm a man...and I shouldn't cry.

Can I ask you...would you be interested in going out to have a few drinks with me? Maybe even some dancing? I need to do something cheerful and relaxing....maybe even a nice walk on the beach? :?

[Adam9315]

**WARNING** The above poster is a c*ck block. **WARNING**

[Teal 95 KW]

The sad, sobby act isn't a way to get a girl. Girls like confidence, but not cocky. Confidence is one of the most attractive features about someone.

[MADLUX]

You guys ain't got a chance, every one likes a green yoshi :mrgreen:


<------ 8)

Gee this funny I always thought the line was "I'm not married, whoa not me, got a divorce recently." Yeah, like when you left the house yesterday. :shock:

Roadhog....back to your corner....does the misses know you are out here giving bad advice again?

[Slimland]

WOMAN GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roadhog]

Roadhog....back to your corner....does the misses know you are out here giving bad advice again?

OH just spank me :!:
Sadly, the truth is, I am a bachelor.
Hells bells....my posts are testamony proof of a dog thats been running stray.

Some here must think that post WAS my game.....pphhhffft....gimmie a break.....you gotta prepare the feild, before you start planting.

I act the fool, but I'm not so foolish to give away my inner spirit to just any woman. Ya gotta chum the water to see if you have a catch. My games are transparent as glass....maybe like a slipper...it will only fit my Cinderella.

Ladies...PM lines are open. Treat yourself to a Super Trucker tonight. :!:

Roadhog I'm feeling ..... well....

I keep forgetting your favorite thing when not driving a truck is huntin' and fishin'....ugh!

[Adam9315]

WHEN I'M NOT ON THESE FORUMS, I LOVE TO BALLROOM DANCE AND FIGURE SKATING!!!!!

[Roadhog]

Bush Bunny,

:? Hey come on..nah. Gimmie a break....I'm workin' here.
HEY ....LOOK....there goes Trace Atkins :arrow:

If Mad Dog let me ride shotgun one trip...I'd have you in tears :!:
Make of that as you will. :?

Maybe I am set in my ways...but nobody else needs to know that. This is a PM...right???

.......what?? DOOOOOOH!

[4roses]

.... you guys crack me up ... remember we're female truckers ... we don't think like the ladies do that work 9-5 and off on weekends ... better dig deep ... now this line comes close to what i'm talking about

boating trip on a romantic cruise to my vacation hide-away.

..... that's a good ONE :!:.... :wink:

[Roadhog]

for4roses,
Some of what I say is BS....but much of it is also for real.
Bush Bunny knows this, as she visits my neck o' the woods and has family that lives here.

this shows the sun setting between two Islands off our coast.
There are many Islands to choose from...all breath-taking.
I have some very desirable hide-aways
...magnificent beyond mortal discription.



Bush Bunny also can affirm our miles of gorgeous beaches.
This one is 3 blocks from my house.
I have others 1 block in the other direction.



The beauty and life here is delightful to put it mildly.
Romance flows easily in Paradise. :wink:

[yoopr]

Looks like Troll country to me :P