Well y'all,
I'm half way thru my 6 weeks of trainee hazing with Swift....my mental-mentor makes me drive while he sleeps it the bunk....listening to dvd's run on and on.

When he does drive,which is seldom,it's a three hour tour.....remember Gilligan's Island?
I've noticed on his logs that he always starts an hour or 2 (on paper) before he really climbs in the saddle...and he has the nerve to try and get me to fudge my log so I can drive more.....not gonna happen....I'm a trainee not a slave.
I've managed to log over 10k miles in 19 days, including two (2) 34's in that time period.
I've also learned to take care of everything when we stop at a TS whether I feel the need or not,had 2 cases of the runz, gotten fungus feet and major crotch rot without trying.Jeepers,think it has anything to do with the weekly shower I've been allowed to take?

He may enjoy B.O. but I don't.
And then there's the food or lack of.Jenny Craig has nada on me,I dropped 10 pounds in 2weeks without trying.
I can now shove Pilot hot dogs down my throat at lightning speed,so fast that Linda Lovelace would be impressed.
I know I'm low man on the totem pole and have to pay my dues,but is this a normal routine for trainees?
Things will get better in 25 days or so.
