
Originally Posted by
geargrinder
Ring, Ring... "Transwood Dispatch"
Chemical Plant, "This is Joe from ACME"
Dispatch, "Joe, how the heck are you - how's the golf game?"
Joe, "Hey Bob, thanks for asking, new clubs have done wonders for my shank"
Bob, "Well Joe, what can I do ya for, need a few more tanks cuz business is picking up?"
Joe, "It looks we have turned the corner."
Bob, "that's great, I see we have Tony Driver over there right now getting loaded. One of our most experienced drivers."
Joe, "That part of why I called. Maybe you should promote Tony into your legal department."
Bob, "Smart guy, that Tony!"
Joe, "Too smart for his own good, cuz I don't want him here anymore. In 20 years as a shipper and consignee I have never had a driver
ask me to approve how he's logging his time. Bob, that's your business not mine. This guy is an oddball, after sleeping for a few hours he went into the driver's break room. Been playing the Hostess vending machine like a penny slot. You sure he's right in the head.
Bob, "I'll have a talk with him to see what the problem is."
Joe, "That's not necessary, just send a different driver next time. We don't oil squeaky wheels around here, we just replace them."
Bob, "It's as good as done. You going to the Dew Drop In after work?"
Joe, "You bet, that new barmaid is a knock out!"
Bob, "I'll see you there, take care."
Joe, "by now"