Best looking lot lizards - state that has best looking lot lizards

[YEAST INFECTION]

Oh ow i knew that was coming solo lol :shock: 8)

I think you might pick up something worse than a YEAST INFECTION. From a lot lizard. :P

[YEAST INFECTION]

True so true sanchez :}

[Ridge Runner]

WHAT!!! They're not good looking??? Darn! 3 weeks and $4,000.00 waisted! :wink: Oh well there is always the porn industry to turn to.

[wannabe?too]

Although it has always been said that 10 shots of Jack Daniels and 4 shots of Tequila anything will look good!! Careful where you tread stamper....There has never been a good looker in any of the above locations.....

Yeah, and after you're done with that....try 10 shots of Penicillin, 10 shots of Acyclovir, and a (SHORT) lifetime of anti-AIDS pills!! ANYONE who messes with prostitutes is a damn fool! Most prostitutes are IV drug users and could have any disease imaginable.

[YEAST INFECTION]

TRUE SO TRUE

[8ball]

WV

[jrebel67]

Well, I've only seen one so far, but I've only been on the road for a month. She looked old enough to be my grandmother and was ugly as homemade sin. The only thing I would have given her money for would be to keep her clothes on! I did hear a story about a real babydoll lot lizard though, the driver who was telling the story said he turned her away, but the driver next to him apparently made her an offer, and a couple of minutes later was led away in handcuffs; she was really a cop!

Diseases aren't the only things I'd worry about with lot lizards, I'd be worried about them robbing me too. They could just be setting you up for someone else to come in and attack you, too. No matter what way you look at it, lot lizards are bad news.

[Goose1]

Actually Lot lizards are for the most part more annoying than the DOT.

I actually feel sorry for some of them..but not sorry enough to need thier services. I really really hate it when they wake you up every 20 minutes banging on the door.

I heard a trick to keep them away..dont know if it works but it's funny. take a 1 dollar bill and tuck it in the drivers side window, they will figure your cheap and leave you alone..I havent tried it cause I'm afraid the one that is that desperate will knock and scare me to death.. :shock:

[yoopr]

... but why would anyone want a toothless crack head.?

My sister is not that bad once you get to know her...


Just kiddin sis!! You know we love you.....

OUCH!!

[Ric]

ANYONE who messes with prostitutes is a damn fool! Most prostitutes are IV drug users and could have any disease imaginable]

Nobody's perfect!

[CatInTheHat]

Hello... I'm a driver, not a lot lizard... however sometimes I stop at the rest area on 195 west ( near Swansea), and just sit in my mini-van and watch. I noticed that there are more men than female lot lizards there. They must be " good buddies". Anyways, seeing that I drive a bus, I always wondered what a sleeper cab looked like inside ( giggles) , but not anymore... :wink:

[yoopr]

anybody who screws around with these Losers deserve everything they have coming

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

Hey they rather the term LOVE BROKER than lot lizard .

[preterist70]

Believe it or not, Illinois had some that almost made me consider it. There were two running around the TA in Bloomington, a blond and a brunette, both actually pretty good looking. College girls looking to supplement their income.

Then there was one at the Pilot in Troy, IL that was shockingly good looking. She had the whole place in an uproar because she was hot. May have been a cop, don't know.

[Windwalker]

Much of what you have all said about hookers is true, but you know, I have more respect for the hookers than I have for some of the "FINE, UPSTANDING, LADIES OF THE COMMUNITY".

I've been to weddings where somoene asked the bride how she could fall in love with the guys she was getting married to. "Who said anything about love? He's got money." Soo.... She's going to marry him, have his kids, and take care of his needs, just so she can have the use of his money. In my book, that makes her a HOOKER. BUT...Five years later, she's into this "society", that Organization.

At least a hooker tells you right off the bat that all she wants is your money. She's honest. Now, that fine, upstanding lady of the community, is she honest? I think not.

And I'll bet Hillary let Bill have it one time and one time only. Then told him he had to marry her because she was pregnant with Chelsea.

So, I will rate hookers as good looking. I just won't do any business with them.

[newbie777]

I've chatted with many of them over the years...never as a potential customer...always as a concerned human being...many are physically fantastic creations...most have a 'lost beauty'...a hollowness...a few would be hard to tell apart from the average cheerleader...many I have left with a Bible in their hands and tears on their cheeks...one I know for certain turned away from the trade and is living a happier and safer life now...even goes to church regularly...which makes the time invested quite worth it to me.
Florida seems to have the highest per capita physical beauties...but the profound sadness of prostitution reaches in and kills off what God gave them...if they do not get help...booze, drugs, disease, beatings...a bad trail to be on...
Sad, this subject, very very sad...

[Windwalker]

Catinthehat wrote:
Hello... I'm a driver, not a lot lizard... however sometimes I stop at the rest area on 195 west ( near Swansea), and just sit in my mini-van and watch. I noticed that there are more men than female lot lizards there. They must be " good buddies". Anyways, seeing that I drive a bus, I always wondered what a sleeper cab looked like inside ( giggles) , but not anymore...


Actually, there is a safe way for you to find out what a sleeper cab looks like in the inside. You don't even have to get into the truck. Go to a dealer and ask for a couple of brochures. They show photos of what we "live" in. And they go from a kind of a "plain Jane" environment to a very compact, fully equipped motel room. Who knows... You might get tired of your bus and try to get one of these "luxury apartments".

[Roadhog]

:? You know what !!! Thanks A LOT ...you pansy's and daisy's....
I'm out here trying to support the industries Body Shop...and I could sure use a little HELP... thank you. :evil:

Any way... Florida seems okay I guess. :?


PHOTO EDITED: YOU KNOW, COMMON SENSE WOULD DICTATE THAT ANYTHING POSTED HERE SHOULD BE SAFE FOR WORK. THAT WOULD INCLUDE TEXT AS WELL AS PHOTOS
THANKS.

in response to my censored photo....
oooooookay....seriously didn't see any problem whatsoever...or I wouldn't have signed my name to it. humph...still don't ...or honest...I'd apologise.
regards roadhog

I'm back with another response to the edited photo...and the claim THAT I HAVE NO COMMON SENSE.
now, that I've thought more about this...in my defense...this photo was of a very beautiful young blonde lady, fully dressed...although in a sexy bikini with a cut-off t-shirt...yet not offensive in any way, and no more revealing than I have seen on our Olympic athletes, or actually even more modest, than I've seen on the TV ...major network channels...with celebraties walking the Red Carpet. No more revealing than what I have seen on national network channels on DAYTIME TV...even in commercials, including all Family accepted magazines, and newspapers.
I'm actually rather TICKED OFF...to be made up to have NO COMMON SENSE....and for this I am the one offended!!!
YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY!!
This is B.S. This beautiful young Blonde was dress legal...and could walk the street....I AM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.....RIGHT?

[Scoe]

You forgot one important thing I said about editing your photo.

I said anything posted on here, whether it be a photo or text, should be safe for work. That's a pretty easy standard. Think of it this way, would it be just fine with my boss to be walking behind me while I'm looking at your post with that picture up?

NO!! That would get me and a lot of others in trouble and that's not what this forum is about. While you are correct in stating that she wasn't nude, she was extremely scantily clad.

Sorry if this offended you and your sense of freedom but this is a privately owned message board that's open for public viewing. If I'm going to error it's going to be on the side of caution.