Martha Stewart - Not such a good thing?

[Lady18wheels]

It's a current event. What do you think?

[Doctor Who]

Me thinks you have way too much time on your hands!!!

[Lady18wheels]

OMG Doc! ME TOO :!: :!: Being here - at home - like this has driven me crazy.

But it's YOUR fault I started hanging out at this particular spot.
I was just gonna post my RISQUE ad and leave.
I never intended to become a "Super Trucker" here.

(I guess it's obvious I don't have much of a life outside work )

[Lady18wheels]

Y'all are gonna get a break from me soon I promise. But look out - I'll be back in Nov. to vote

I don't shop at Kmart for linens and things, but if I'm looking for spatulas,etc..., I won't buy if her name is on it.

I ain't paying for her name, and I ain't giving her any revenue!!!!

[Lady18wheels]

I ain't paying for her name

Her stuff is overpriced. (I don't do K-mart either.) I admire her tenacity, but I understand she's a real witch too. I think the courts (or somebody) made an example of her - or saw an opportunity for pay back. There's got to be people on Wall Street who are so much more guilty than she is....

Maybe she got Witchy with the wrong person!!!!!

Teach her to marry (or was it date) her daughters boyfriend !!!! EEWWWW

Yea its just to bad she gets to go to a club med type prison.

[Doctor Who]

Yea its just to bad she gets to go to a club med type prison.

In West Virginia??????

But it's YOUR fault I started hanging out at this particular spot.

My fault??? How did I become involved??? Oh, wait could it have been the compliment I gave you which, by the way, still holds true!!!

Doc when are you going to realize. Everything is your fault here at CAD. :P

[Doctor Who]

Yeah, it is beginning to look that way :sad:

[bacda]

Martha's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Maxine's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

Martha's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine's Way
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake
Maxine's Way
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's Way
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
Maxine's Way
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

Martha's Way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine's Way
Celery? Never heard of it!

Martha's Way
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine's Way
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

Martha's Way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine's Way
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Maxine's Way
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha's Way
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine's Way
Leftover wine???????? HEL-LO !!!!!.

Now that is what I call a list.

[solo379]

I belive, she is not a bit more guilty, than any business person, of her statute! :wink:

[ronnieman49]

AHH, Solo and I belive you are right. Everyone that runs a red light is NOT ticketed. JUST THE ONES THAT ARE CAUGHT!