Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject:
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My father is a headhunter- an executive recruiter. He mainly works with companies to place high-level engineers.
Not too long ago he found the rare PERFECT candidate. The company was ga-ga over him, offered all sorts of bonuses and relocation, the whole deal.
The f***tard failed the drug test. My father works on a 15% commission on base salary for placements. This guy cost him, oh... about $20,000.
The guy told my father, "I'm sorry, I didn't think it would show up."
My dad, being my dad and full of great quotes said, "Don't apologize to me- I'll be alright. Apologize to your wife and kids for failing them. As for the statement 'I didn't think it would show up', well- that's actually two statements. 'I didn't think,' and, 'it would show up.'"
-p.