From desk to own authority part 2

[tootie04]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of steven Booth,
That started from this N.H. port
Aboard his big Red Truck
The mate was a mighty blonde lady,
the skipper was DOT
Stevie set sail that day on his maiden tour,
His first maiden tour

The weather started getting rough
The big truck slipped and slid
If not for the courage of the fearless steve
The big truck would be lost
the big truck would be lost

The truck set ground on the edge of the uncharted road
with Steven the big blond too
with snow and tire chains
the GPS and the satillite
a coffee pot and the TV set and the ringmaster APU
all here in the big red truck

That is the best I can do....

tootie

[Doghouse]

Thats a good one tootie, but you forgot to add a skank named Paris in there :shock:

[BigDiesel]

CHP at an inspection station will love those lights.... It will make their month !!!

[person]

drivers side little window. As in curb window or whatever the lower peekaboo window is called?

[Doghouse]

CHP at an inspection station will love those lights.... It will make their month !!!

What does this mean Big? Is Steve's light setup against DOT reg's?
Just wondering, because I saw a truck here in St Pete the other day that was done up in a similar way.

[Triple Digit Bob]

CHP at an inspection station will love those lights.... It will make their month !!!

If all lights are working police give no ticket you Oregonian gaybird.

[BigDiesel]

CHP at an inspection station will love those lights.... It will make their month !!!

If all lights are working police give no ticket you Oregonian gaybird.

Always enjoy you posts Bob !!!!

[BigDiesel]

Heres the regs regarding lights.....


http://www.fmcsa.dot.gov/rules-regul...ction_toc=1859

[Doghouse]

So let me see if I interpret this correctly,..... This is one of those Reg's where if Mr. DOT had somebody pi$$ in his cornflakes,......he could take it out on Steve and make it stick, because there are rules about light color and position.
But,.......in most cases no DOT guy gives a rats ***** about it, and as long as your bumper's not dragging the road,.....he could care less.
I am so sick and tired of laws,building codes, rules,regulations, etc. being interpreted by some ***** monkey who decides they have had a bad day and want to vent.

[sidman82]

***** monkey who decides they have had a bad day and want to vent.

Sad but true.

[tootie04]

Thats a good one tootie, but you forgot to add a skank named Paris in there :shock:

You can insert her in place of the mighty blonde

tootie

[tootie04]

Thanks for dinner Steve....it was sure nice to see you again :wink: . You looked alot better this time. 8)

tootie

[Doghouse]

Did you slip him another dose of E-Coli? I'm sure we'll hear all about it again.

[Doghouse]

Ok, I'll edit it a bit,




Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of Steve O Booth,
That started from this N.H. port
Aboard his big Red Truck
The mate was a mighty skank named Paris,
the skipper has STD's
Steve O set sail that day on his maiden (skank ho) tour,
His first maiden (skank ho) tour

The weather started getting rough
Paris slipped and slid
If not for the courage of the fearless Steve O
The skank ho would be lost
The skank ho would be lost

The red truck came to a grinding halt on a dirt road
with Steve O the skanky blonde too
with snow and tire chains
the GPS,(back massager,..yeah right,..back massager) and the satillite
a coffee pot and the TV set and the ringmaster APU
all here in the big red truck

Stay tuned for next weeks eposide when Steve O throws Paris under the tires for traction and runs into the arms of Nichole Ritchie,..to take full reponsibility of their love child,......they will name Wee Man.

[tootie04]

:wink: :wink:

good one DH....

tootie

[rank]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of steven Booth,
That started from this N.H. port
Aboard his big Red Truck
The mate was a mighty blonde lady,
the skipper was DOT
Stevie set sail that day on his maiden tour,
His first maiden tour

The weather started getting rough
The big truck slipped and slid
If not for the courage of the fearless steve
The big truck would be lost
the big truck would be lost

The truck set ground on the edge of the uncharted road
with Steven the big blond too
with snow and tire chains
the GPS and the satillite
a coffee pot and the TV set and the ringmaster APU
all here in the big red truck

Who is this big blonde? I've read every post and there's been NO blonde. Did she get left on the editing room floor?

Thats a good one tootie, but you forgot to add a skank named Paris in there :shock:

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's just misunderstood, plus, I can lift her over my head!

drivers side little window. As in curb window or whatever the lower peekaboo window is called?

It's like a small triangle window that opens up. It was on all cars in the old days. I'm guessing it was before your time.

I must have mentioned one of my female friends before. She's a 6'2" blond that I go out with once in a while. Can't lift her over my head though Doghouse.

Yup, met Tootie and her husband last night in Denver. Had dinner and shots of tequila. Tootie got tanked but her husband drank coffee along with the evil eye from Tootie.

We had Lurch for a waiter and his side kick Elizabeth Taylor who was like 110 but still looked pretty good.

So, I have about 400 miles left to go to Albuquerque and will probably do that today and deliver first thing in the morning then off to who knows where. Could be time to make my way home for a bit but in no rush.

[usedup]

That little window is called a "wing window". 8)