While sitting down on the crapper, the guy that was taking a crap next to me gets up and leaves. In comes billy big rigger and proceeds to take a piss. Now it's pretty obvious the first guy didn't sit in piss. I get out and the guy is gone, take a look and there's ****ing piss all over the seat.
In the future, I'm going to find out who it is. And when he's in line with 8-10 other people, I'm gonna completely emberass him until he cleans up his mess. Something like:
"hey buddy, what's your name?"
"John"
"Nice to meet you John. I'm wondering John, do you piss on toilet seats at home?"
*puzzled look*
"I'm wondering why you didn't bother to lift up the seat, or bother to clean up after yourself. Do you live in a barn? Do you have a cow for a wife? You know I bet you don't even have a wife, you're such a ******* slob!"
Would that work?



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