Portable Toilet in the Truck

[Syncrosonix]

GENTLEMEN......BEHOOOOOLD!!!!! I HAVE BROUGHT YOU SOME FECAL TERRORISM!

[belpre122]

I wonder who would be more likely to **** their pants? OTR or local?

Sorry, I just had to say it. :twisted:

[Windwalker]

Pull into a truck stop and park, then hear some guy asking if it's "SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUMPS WHEN YOU PASS GAS....." :shock:

[jd112488]

the PA turnpike is my toilet!!

[Kurbski]

the PA turnpike is my toilet!!

You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania
It might just be Mr Hanky explaining the circle of pooh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRL4WkMDysk

[ct77]

Want to really have fun, go into changing booth any major store will do but i prefer Walmart and after a minute or so exclaim in a loud voice
"Hey theres no toliet paper in here" youll love the look you get from the personel that are watching the changing rooms as you leave.

[Syncrosonix]

some hobo in east houston is going to be PISSED OFF since i took a dump on their bed.

[kimmeegoose]

excellent story about poop! did you write it or was it pulled off of poopreport? i haven't come across it on that site.

I didn't write the original draft. I really don't know who did. I've seen it several times. I did change it up to be a trucker story, and took some liberties with it.
Just thought it was timely for this thread on several levels. :P

I was reading this story in my FIL's law office. I was trying so hard to snicker instead of busting out laughing. When I couldn't hold it any longer I laughed so hard I cried. I woke my son up who was taking his nap next to my desk. The last time I laughed that hard was when my son started saying "tongue" but his pronunciation was "dung" and my other children and DH were making comments about tongues with the baby's version instead. You can imagine, I'm sure. Anyway, thanks for the laugh, it's the best medicine, you know.

[ct77]

You know you have been on the road to long when you finally get home and you wake up in your bed and reach for your piss bottle.

[headborg]

You know you have been on the road to long when you finally get home and you wake up in your bed and reach for your piss bottle.

I might add....your wife knows you've been on the road too long-- when you
absent-mindedly take your wallet and shove it way up under the mattress before you have sex- with the lights ON.

[ct77]

You know you have been on the road to long when you finally get home and you wake up in your bed and reach for your piss bottle.

I might add....your wife knows you've been on the road too long-- when you
absent-mindedly take your wallet and shove it way up under the mattress before you have sex- with the lights ON.

Iam gonna do that next time just to see the wifes reaction