Can I get a trucking job...

[HWD]

I have a clean MVR and NO felony convictions. I don't job hop and I don't demand to be catered to.

Can I get a job in trucking?

[midnightlighting]

You should be able too. Start applying lol.

[Syncrosonix]

I HAS A KWESHTUN I HAS A KONVIKSHUN FO ARMED ROBBERY AND 2ND DEGREE MURDER CAN I BE HIRED!

[Roadhog]

I have a clean MVR and NO felony convictions. I don't job hop and I don't demand to be catered to.

Can I get a job in trucking?

Whoa Whoa Whoa :evil:

...whadda ya trying to set the bar high, to make the rest of us look bad! :evil: ....mutter mutter grumble

[Jumbo]

I have a clean MVR and NO felony convictions. I don't job hop and I don't demand to be catered to.

Can I get a job in trucking?

Let's see can you pass our little test?
1 Are you breathing?
2 Can you type on a Qualcom, smoke a cigerette, drink a cup of coffee and make a grilled cheese sandwich all at the same time?
3 Do you know a lease purchase is a bad idea?

If you answered no to any of these questions we don't want you.

[golfhobo]

I have a clean MVR and NO felony convictions. I don't job hop and I don't demand to be catered to.

Can I get a job in trucking?

NO..... but, you MIGHT get a job driving a LOCAL "day cab!" :P

[belpre122]

NO..... but, you MIGHT get a job driving a LOCAL "day cab!" :P

You mean a 1/4 cab don't you G?

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:wink:

[golfhobo]

NO..... but, you MIGHT get a job driving a LOCAL "day cab!" :P

You mean a 1/4 cab don't you G?

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:wink:

Hey...... that wasn't MY line! You'll have to take that up with Banditscousin!! :shock:

I know "I" don't make, and have never made 4 TIMES that of a local wuss!!

[But..... I DID have TWICE the truck!! ]

[JeffTheTerrible]

[But..... I DID have TWICE the truck!! ]

Why am I getting a feeling of deja vu here? Anyhow, you already know my response to that :P

[Double R]

I HAS A KWESHTUN I HAS A KONVIKSHUN FO ARMED ROBBERY AND 2ND DEGREE MURDER CAN I BE HIRED!

Yes you can. You have all the requierments needed to drive a truck. And if any company denies your app, just call the FERDERAL MARSHALLS. And if don't have the number, just ask a truck driver for. All good drivers have the number

[wsclinger]

Double R, you speak as though you've got first hand experience on the subject....which side were you on????? HAHAHAHAH

[Double R]

Double R, you speak as though you've got first hand experience on the subject....which side were you on????? HAHAHAHAH

Neither.

[repete]

[quote="Jumbo"]

I have a clean MVR and NO felony convictions. I don't job hop and I don't demand to be catered to.

Can I get a job in trucking?

Let's see can you pass our little test?
1 Are you breathing?
2 Can you type on a Qualcom, smoke a cigerette, drink a cup of coffee and make a grilled cheese sandwich all at the same time?
3 Do you know a lease purchase is a bad idea?

If you answered no to any of these questions we don't want you.[/quote

I don't smoke or drink coffee, I'm I going to get fired?

[Syncrosonix]

I HAS A KWESHTUN I HAS A KONVIKSHUN FO ARMED ROBBERY AND 2ND DEGREE MURDER CAN I BE HIRED!

Yes you can. You have all the requierments needed to drive a truck. And if any company denies your app, just call the FERDERAL MARSHALLS. And if don't have the number, just ask a truck driver for. All good drivers have the number

THANX MANG I GOT A KALL FRUM ARROW THA OTHA DAY! IMA GIV DEM A HOLLA BACK!

[brian]

sure