why do some drivers pull into the truckstop, park it, then..

[tropolisclone]

...get out and piss all over their tires instead of walking to the bathroom?

[zipy46]

...get out and piss all over their tires instead of walking to the bathroom?

Primal expression of territorial rites.

Some even cook with a small grill near the drive axles

on occasion

[Jumbo]

I think they do that to cool their tires off.

[tropolisclone]

now i don't care who you are, that was funny jumbo

[Fredog]

I think they do that to cool their tires off.

or maybe to warm up their hoo-ha

[Jimbpard]

I think they do that to cool their tires off.

Or to tell how hot the tires are by judging how much steam comes off.

[Rev.Vassago]

They have to. After all, those tires aren't going to piss on themselves.

[Ridge Runner]

They have to. After all, those tires aren't going to piss on themselves.

Maybe that's the difference between tires and "some" drivers.

[headborg]

...get out and piss all over their tires instead of walking to the bathroom?

for a minute there- I thought you were going to say- step out on the running board and piss on the passenger door of the truck parked to the left of him.

[TruckerChris]

I didn't think anyone was looking...

[bigtimba]

Piss on my tires? Never!

I get out and piss on yours.

[Skywalker]

How about because they are "stupid and lazy"? Like the "Freightmasters" driver in NC the other day....he went into the truckstop, bought a bag of stuff, came back out in the parking lot and pissed on his tires..... :shock: I guess he was just too stupid to recognize the "I gotta pee" signal from the brain...and maybe it was the spreading warm feeling in his pants that triggered the synapse to fire..... :P

[Jumbo]

Or the Danny Herman driver in Missouri who decided to let it out at the fuel island. What pigs we work with.

[Skywalker]

Yup....I can remember a few years ago...when my wife and I stopped at the old Rip Griffins...in Eloy...its the TA now...we were parked behind the building and a JB Hunt driver pulled in next to us....now, we were maybe 30 or 40 feet from the door into the building....well...he climbs out and commences to drain his bladder on his drives..... My wife tells me to tap the airhorn, I do. Well JB whips around....sees my wife, who then points at him and laughs...he tries to put it away...ends up draining his bladder in his pants...jumps back in the truck and drives off....

Forrest Gump said: STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!!! And whats truly amazing is the number of people hell bent to prove it!! :shock:

...get out and piss all over their tires instead of walking to the bathroom?

Some of the laziest people in the world drive truck because someone is paying them to sit on their *****, hold a steering wheel, and listen to satellite radio all day.

Ever been to a truckstop on a hot summer's day with the sun baking the asphalt? The whole place reeks of urine. I've even seen guys pull into a pickle park, pop the brakes, and whip out their jimmy right off the running board.

[Chasing Daylight]

...get out and piss all over their tires instead of walking to the bathroom?

Thats an everyday occurance. Now, to watch a woman truck driver do it... that takes it to a whole new level. Unless your into that kind of thing.

[ct77]

I saw a guy drop his piss bottle out his window and it rolled under the drives of the truck next to him, guess what happened when that truck took off, golden shower driver side of truck that dropped bottle.
Still have not stopped laughing!!!!!!!

[BanditsCousin]

Or the CRE driver that peed on my trailer tires in a rest area while I watched from outside my truck next to my cab. He noticed me and kept going!

[jonekatz1]

Ya,

That reminds me of the Jack B. Kelley Driver I seen at about 5:00 a.m at the Pilot Off I-90 in Ashtabula,Oh.He Just Opens the Door steps out on theTop Step & Starts Pissing on the Pumps & Hoses,What A Guy! Lot of Class! A Lot of Potential ! A Real SuperTrucker HERO SuperSTar 8)COOL IS That'A wAY :arrow: Down Tijuana, Mex. WAY SA :idea:





[Quote OF THE Day] Stupidity is no Laughing Matter 8) :idea:

[Fancy_Maneuvers]

Jesus Chasing Daylight.. you know we women are just trying to fit in :sad:
And then ->
I see we're name dropping on here... I have held this in for so long..
-- Not wanting to put a name to the face of this nasty epidemic --
Do you all remember when Con-Way really delved into the truckload sector... I mean they changed their trailers and everything... well, one of their drivers poured his urine out of a bottle next to my passenger side. I don't think he saw me looking at him.. I wanted to run him over.
Don't crucify me for wanting to run him over; I didn't do it.
I thought about it though.
And I just want to share this FACT: there was no one parked on his other side... and we weren't far from the building... as usual...
Trips me out when they (not Con-Way; just drivers in general) do this on candid camera at the Love's.. I mean everyone is in there standing in line just watching.. pathetic.