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  1. 03-27-2008 09:33 PM #1
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    For me this last trip out I took a load off another driver broke down along side the road that went to Wal-Greens in Windsor WI it was a lite load and I did not read the bills until got about half way to the cons...15k lbs of TAMPONS ...
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    7,000lbs of shoes....for women


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    Damn, If you got caught in a flood your trailer would be dry as a whistle.

    Still, I got you beat- used sex toys (vibrators/dildos/ect) when I was in HHG.
    Mud, sweat, and gears
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    How about 35K of "SEDATIVE".* Medical supplies...* To a very small town up in Canada with the name of CHURCHILL...* For the POLAR BEARS that wonder into town uninvited... * *

    Or maybe a load of HAZMAT.* Phosphorus tri-chloride...* This stuff is REALLY BAD NEWS.* A small spill means a FIVE-MILE EVACUATION AREA DOWN WIND, and it MUST BE REMOVED. It can not simply be washed away. The stuff is so bad, they make you watch a 20-minute video on just how dangerous it is before you are allowed to leave the shipper. Picked it up north of Philadelphia, and took it to NC. Asked the customer what they use it for... THEY MIX IT WITH ANIMAL FAT AND A FEW OTHER INGREDIENTS, AND SELL IT TO HELENE CURTIS FOR MOISTURIZER FOR MAKE-UP Now, picture all those women lining up at Wal-Mart, and how many other places, at the cosmetics counter to be able to put this stuff on their faces.
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    Sometimes it's not the load, but where it's going that makes you go hmm.

    I once hauled a load of beer, INTO Milwaukee.

    Hauled a load of lawnmowers to Tucson once, and didn't see a single lawn in town (unless you count decorative rock, but I don't think that needs mowing.)

    I've hauled many loads of oranges from California to Florida.

    Once hauled apples from Wisconsin to Washington
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    hauled 43,000lbs of emo fashion magazines from las vegas to tampa. when i got to the warehouse, there were several emo kids outside, waiting for the trailer to be unloaded. i couldn't help but think that some of those freaks were eye-f---ing me. :shock:
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    I once hauled a load of salt from Kenosha, WI to a Chicago suburb. As soon as I got to the shipper, they swapped paperwork with me and I took the entire load to Madison, WI. The funny part was that the place I took it to in Chicago was owned by the place I picked it up at in Kenosha. Now that's some quality dispatching right there.
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    Full load of frozen strawberries from Traverse City, Mi. to Watsonville, Ca.
    Picked up a backload from a different company 1/4 mile up the road...
    full load of frozen strawberries...yep...Watsonville, Ca. to Traverse City, Mi.

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    I was dispatched to pickup a load of cardboard boxes in Lima, OH that was going to Aberdeen, MD. The load consisted of 2 pallets, maybe 1/2 full. I could've put the entire load on the top bunk of my sleeper.

    I have had plenty of loads to make me cuss though. The first one (and most memorable) was a load of beer to some tiny town in north-central PA. When I opened the doors on the trailer, one of the pallets of kegs had came apart and I was greeted by a full keg of beer that landed on my foot. How it didn't break it is beyond me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BanditsCousin
    Still, I got you beat- used sex toys (vibrators/dildos/ect) when I was in HHG.


    :?: :?: :?: :?: Ech. Some things, you should just replace.



    Quote Originally Posted by Syncrosonix
    hauled 43,000lbs of emo fashion magazines from las vegas to tampa. when i got to the warehouse, there were several emo kids outside, waiting for the trailer to be unloaded. i couldn't help but think that some of those freaks were eye-f---ing me.


    Meh, probably not, unless they really liked your makeup or pants.


    It's a sad statement on a subculture when the best way to get into a girls pants is to wear girls pants.*







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    Sorry Big Jeep,


    When I first read the question I thought we were talking about something else..... :twisted: :twisted:

    My bad. I guess the anwser is no then.
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    Cheap freight, doesnt make me laugh to actually haul it, but cracks me up when i see everyone else hauling it.
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    1 residential-sized Whirpool washing machine.

    Had it right in the middle of my flatbed.

    Just for ****s and giggles...I ran a rope from my headache rack to the machine and hung out a couple t-shirts and a pair of jeans to "dry" when I parked at the truck stop for the night.

    (It was for the laundry area at my home terminal...)
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    Just for ****s and giggles...I ran a rope from my headache rack to the machine and hung out a couple t-shirts and a pair of jeans to "dry" when I parked at the truck stop for the night.
    Were they still there when you woke up? :shock:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
    Just for ****s and giggles...I ran a rope from my headache rack to the machine and hung out a couple t-shirts and a pair of jeans to "dry" when I parked at the truck stop for the night.
    Were they still there when you woke up? :shock:
    Yep....and STILL dirty. :wink:
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    I was driving a dump wagon a long time ago and it broke down on a side road, the boss and I were working on it and a kid about 10 or so walked by and he said, what you got in the trailer? the boss said, dead bodies, the kid turned white as hell and took off running.. that was pretty funny..
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    At one company where I worked, one of the drivers was telling about hauling a load of cadavors to the NY medical college. At a red light, he saw a reflection in a store window that two guys were openning his trailer doors. He said he ran back to the back of the trailer, and when both sets of feet went up into the truck, he closed the door and drove off to a police precinct. When the cops came to the back of the trailer, the guys were BEGGING to give up.

    That company hauled almost half a dozen of them that I know of, and I'm glad I never got one.
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    I had a full load of sanitary napkins once , I flew down the road cause they had wings
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    Quote Originally Posted by repete
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    My Dad hauled a dead baby in a casket one time witha load of HHG. The child died at the time of the move, about a few days before, and they wanted the child buried at :shock: the new home (I guess thats where their whole family live, vicinity-wise).

    It was prepared by a funeral home like any other body, but it still freaked him out.

    United got a contract to haul all the bodies from a mass suicide many, many years ago as well. The deal was to pick them up at port and drop them at funeral homes along routes. Dad didn't participate. :wink:
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