Stop whizzing on the Toilet Seats, Please!

[headborg]

My Rant for the evening:

90% of all the drivers on the roads today--have less than a year's experience---that makes this the best forum to bring this issue to YOUR attention.

90% of the men's room toilet seats--I find have been pissed on just when I urgently need them most!

Is there a connection here?

Gentlemen, God did not create all men equal---if he/she had, some of lesser, or more Modest ones--would not require the privacy of a stall to tinkle!

Please be considerate---lift the seat while you hunt around in the stable for your tiny *****---if you don't want to touch that seat with your hands( and I don't blame you there) it's very easy to lift with your foot. You can even--flush with your foot.

I can think of no other reason--why a grown man would be pissing on a toilet seat- when there are perfectly functional urinals to be used instead.
Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman. Or the lot, maybe the truck stop could put fire hydrant in the middle for you all.

Now, is it an issue of homophobia? are you concerned a 'good buddy' trucker will admire your 'johnson' and ask for a date? If this is the reason,
you feel it's necessary to use a Stall- then YOU STILL CAN LIFT THE DARN SEAT!

FOR THE REST OF YOU INCONSIDERATE ANIMALS! I HOPE YOU CATCH SOMETHING THE NEXT TIME YOU SET ON ONE THAT'S BEEN MARKED THIS WAY.....WHAT GOES AROUND....COMES AROUND!


GOOD NIGHT!

[Uturn2001]

It is really a sad state of affairs when one needs to address restroom etiquette to a group of what is suppose to be adults, but I do understand where you are coming from.

It also irks me when the last user fails to flush. It literally makes me sick when I open a stall door and find well used toilet paper laying on the floor, and it leaves me gagging as well as amazed and confused when I find the last user was unable to make their fecal matter go into the bowel.

And while we are on the subject.......Soap and water are your friend. Wash your hands when you are done.

[Twilight Flyer]

:shock:

Switch to decaf.

:shock:

But yeah, I agree that it's just nasty.

[Rev.Vassago]

and it leaves me gagging as well as amazed and confused when I find the last user was unable to make their fecal matter go into the bowel.

Why would they want their fecal matter to go into their bowels?

[Roadhog]

...as opposed to coming outta they're mouth or ears.

[Roadhog]

Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman.

(translation)
C'est une erreur commune avec quelques Américains. Ils confondent les Français
avec ce que veulent dire ils, Canadien français.
Comment vous leur permettez de résider à côté de toi tout de ces années…
I Jacques Strapp AM stupéfiant. Maintenant je m'ennuie et suis fatigué.



Oui..oui...I Jacques Strapp...oui..oui.
OoOoooOooLa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. :mrgreen:

[dieselpower]

Man, I agree 1000 times with you. I cannot understand why we as men don't act as men. It is not funny nor cute to see someone piss or ***** left on or inside the seat. It makes me wonder how many of these guys piss on their toilets at home, because everyday I stop at a truckstop I see something left behind. That is another reason why the motoring public don't care about us because we don't care enough to flush nor wash your hands. You guys want to make 50 and 100 thousand a year but you act like little toddlers when your in the restroom. I would not pay you that kind of money either if you don't have the common courtesy to do something you were taught as child to do; lift the seat, flush the toilet, and wash your hands when finished.

[Trukrswyfe]

Only from the experience of having three boys, I understand they like to point in a general area and wave it all around. Not to mention the time I have caught them sleep peeing where a puddle of urine is in a toy box or dresser. Here is my guess. So men will pee in the toilet if the urinals are full. And the reason it is all over is they dont hold it just swing it in a general direction. Solution would be to lift the seat. As far as the matter on the seat, I have an idea but it is to gross to post. :wink:

[headborg]

Only from the experience of having three boys, I understand they like to point in a general area and wave it all around. Not to mention the time I have caught them sleep peeing where a puddle of urine is in a toy box or dresser. Here is my guess. So men will pee in the toilet if the urinals are full. And the reason it is all over is they dont hold it just swing it in a general direction. Solution would be to lift the seat. As far as the matter on the seat, I have an idea but it is to gross to post. :wink:

But in 14years of driving; the only times I've seen ALL the urinals full at truck stop/ service plaza /rest area are when a bus load of men/boys have stopped....but I always fine the seats wet at any given time of day.

Maybe one solution would to make the toilet seats--spring loaded so they would remain up- unless a weight of a butt is on it.
As to why solid waste is sometimes on them- my only guess is those men--squat over the seat( instead of coming in direct contact with it)

[Creek Jackson]

My question is why use the restrooms at all to pee. Montana law has declared that as long as you are making an effort to shield yourself from view you can go where you need to go. I would think other states have adopted this reasoning also.
Europe has been this way for years. In Norway I have passed by "Rest areas" where a couple of busloads of students had stopped to take a leak. The males all lined up side by side with their back to the road and the females went in to the woods aways.

If you are parked in a lot with trucks on either side, just go pee on your tires. Just make sure they are your tires. :shock:
In rest or parking areas, put your back to the road and let er go. I think you will find that nobody really cares to find out what you are doing.

Creek

Oh and as far as public toilets and catching something from them goes. Remember that crabs can jump 15 feet.

[headborg]

Another time I walked into a Flying J rest room and found a guy completely naked taking a 'sponge bath' in front of the sink area....I asked "didn't he know they have private showers" for that?

He said he didn't have the money for that.

I offered him one of my shower credits.
He said he didn't accept charity.

Later, I came in and caught him bent over with a cross dresser behind him in a restroom stall.

When he saw me watching ( as I enjoy Watching stuff like gay cross dressers & clowns doing it in public places ) he started pissing all over the seat- and pushed the poor cross-dresser away. Claiming he was from Idaho and not Gay.

p.s. You can lock this thread too now.

[truckiedriver]

Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman.

(translation)
C'est une erreur commune avec quelques Américains. Ils confondent les Français
avec ce que veulent dire ils, Canadien français.
Comment vous leur permettez de résider à côté de toi tout de ces années…
I Jacques Strapp AM stupéfiant. Maintenant je m'ennuie et suis fatigué.



Oui..oui...I Jacques Strapp...oui..oui.
OoOoooOooLa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. :mrgreen:

"It is a common error with some Americans. They confuse the French with what they want to say, French Canadian. How you allow them to reside beside you very of these years... I Jacques Strapp Amazing AM. Now I am bored and am tired."

Such talk.

[ben45750]

Another time I walked into a Flying J rest room and found a guy completely naked taking a 'sponge bath' in front of the sink area....I asked "didn't he know they have private showers" for that?

He said he didn't have the money for that.

I offered him one of my shower credits.
He said he didn't accept charity.

Later, I came in and caught him bent over with a cross dresser behind him in a restroom stall.

When he saw me watching ( as I enjoy Watching stuff like gay cross dressers & clowns doing it in public places ) he started pissing all over the seat- and pushed the poor cross-dresser away. Claiming he was from Idaho and not Gay.

p.s. You can lock this thread too now.

That sounds like a super trucker story?

[fuelman]

Truckers have brought the image upon themselves. The next time you are headed to L.A. from say Barstow on the 15 , stop at the top of the hill at the check brake area on the cajon pass and see the image truckers portray. I stopped there the other day after delivering a load of fuel to have a smoke and was just amazed at all the piss bottles and garbage strewn about. It looked just like the city dump!!!

I feel for the small percentage of truckers that "do the right thing" but the rest are just plain scum bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Creek Jackson]

Truckers have brought the image upon themselves. The next time you are headed to L.A. from say Barstow on the 15 , stop at the top of the hill at the check brake area on the cajon pass and see the image truckers portray. I stopped there the other day after delivering a load of fuel to have a smoke and was just amazed at all the piss bottles and garbage strewn about. It looked just like the city dump!!!

I feel for the small percentage of truckers that "do the right thing" but the rest are just plain scum bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a downright shame! :sad:

[Creek Jackson]

My Rant for the evening:

90% of all the drivers on the roads today--have less than a year's experience---that makes this the best forum to bring this issue to YOUR attention.

90% of the men's room toilet seats--I find have been pissed on just when I urgently need them most!

Is there a connection here?

Gentlemen, God did not create all men equal---if he/she had, some of lesser, or more Modest ones--would not require the privacy of a stall to tinkle!

Please be considerate---lift the seat while you hunt around in the stable for your tiny *****---if you don't want to touch that seat with your hands( and I don't blame you there) it's very easy to lift with your foot. You can even--flush with your foot.

I can think of no other reason--why a grown man would be pissing on a toilet seat- when there are perfectly functional urinals to be used instead.
Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman. Or the lot, maybe the truck stop could put fire hydrant in the middle for you all.

Now, is it an issue of homophobia? are you concerned a 'good buddy' trucker will admire your 'johnson' and ask for a date? If this is the reason,
you feel it's necessary to use a Stall- then YOU STILL CAN LIFT THE DARN SEAT!

FOR THE REST OF YOU INCONSIDERATE ANIMALS! I HOPE YOU CATCH SOMETHING THE NEXT TIME YOU SET ON ONE THAT'S BEEN MARKED THIS WAY.....WHAT GOES AROUND....COMES AROUND!


GOOD NIGHT!

Is that true? I don't doubt you, but was wondering how you came up with that figure. That is a frightening statistic. :shock:

[fuelman]

Hey Creek,
Just a hello, I grew up in Bozeman, sure miss that country!!

[Creek Jackson]

Hey Creek,
Just a hello, I grew up in Bozeman, sure miss that country!!

Do not know how long since you have been to Bozeman, but there is new saying going around.

"Bozeman, Just 20 minutes from Montana"

I have lived in Gallatin County my entire tenure here, 25 years now.

All kidding aside it is still one of the best places in the country to live. The standard of living here is very high.

Creek

Ok. back to the pee thread. :wink:

[fuelman]

Kicking my self in the butt,,,, in 1981 could have bought property in the three forks area for 500 dollars an acre. Never would have imagined the growth that has taken place in that area. Wonder how people make it there now with the inflated housing, I know its them damn californians. Maybe one day i will be one of those californians, we bought a house here 4 years ago for 200k and today is worth 400k.

Hiked all over the bridgers when i was a kid, road our bikes to the M and took off,,, did it in the winter also.

Peace out!!!

[enobeenob]

Pissing on the seats is bad, what about when you go into a stall and there's a log still floating in there?

Has anyone ever heard of mercy flushing?

Attention people, you are allowed to flush the toilet more than once. For God's sake, flush it 100 times, we don't need to see what you ate last night from Toxic Hell.

How about you go into a stall and the person crapped on the back edge of the bowl and left it there, or wiped their ass and threw the toilet paper on the floor?

Damm people, learn some personal hygiene.

Please wash your hands after you take a crap or shake your shizzle. Oh, and please shake your shizzle in the urinal so I don't have to walk in the dribble.