Super Trucker

[millersod215]

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

[shaken_spider]

Congrats on your 200th milestone!

I have a ways to go just to catch up to you!!

[uglymutt]

see you will need to sit at the computer 24/7 for the next 5 years to catch up to yoopr, I think he has the most posts on here...

[jayburd]

Congrats on the mile stone!
Did ya git a bonus??

[silvan]

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

You ain't a real supertrucker unless:

• you have a 50 gallon hat
• you have a BIG belt buckle (minimum 40 pounds)
• you have snake skin or eel skin cowboy boots
• you only date lot lizards who weigh in excess of 400 pounds
• you never drive less than 6,000 miles a week solo
• you never run less than four logbooks
• you have a two-stick transmission
• you change gears in reverse six times backing up to a dock
• you tailgate fourwheelers while going 120 mph in the granny lane
• you preface everything you say on the radio with "whoop whoop."
• you have a radio that can reach Jupiter
• your 375.6 mph truck will pass everything but a truckstop

[Rev.Vassago]

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

Rookie. :P

[Jumbo]

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

You ain't a real supertrucker unless:

• you have a 50 gallon hat
• you have a BIG belt buckle (minimum 40 pounds)
• you have snake skin or eel skin cowboy boots
• you only date lot lizards who weigh in excess of 400 pounds
• you never drive less than 6,000 miles a week solo
• you never run less than four logbooks
• you have a two-stick transmission
• you change gears in reverse six times backing up to a dock
• you tailgate fourwheelers while going 120 mph in the granny lane
• you preface everything you say on the radio with "whoop whoop."
• you have a radio that can reach Jupiter
• your 375.6 mph truck will pass everything but a truckstop

And there isn't a damn thing that you haven't hauled or anyplace you haven't been.

you have a radio that can reach Jupiter

I love my big radio I'm the guy who lets off those nasty belches to annoy/disgust you

[silvan]

And there isn't a damn thing that you haven't hauled or anyplace you haven't been.

Yeah, like hauling 55,000 pounds of swinging beef to Hawaii in an old Mack with a shiny 290.

I joke about this stuff, but my prototypical supertrucker is actually the guy who trained me 40,000 years ago. We're still good friends. I'm not his kind of trucker, and he's not mine, but we get along. At least his b*llsh*t is endlessly amusing.

[Roadhog]

Your nckname will now be 'Sod' and your dues will be expected paid by the 12th of every month. As a "Super Trucker"...you will recieve a 15% discount off posting violation fines.

A new FBI profile is being conducted, and a TSA background check is updated. You should recieve your CAD badge in 4-6 weeks.
Congratulations, and say no to "Lurking."
regards...Hog

[Scoe]

Your nckname will now be 'Sod' and your dues will be expected paid by the 12th of every month. As a "Super Trucker"...you will recieve a 15% discount off posting violation fines.

A new FBI profile is being conducted, and a TSA background check is updated. You should recieve your CAD badge in 4-6 weeks.
Congratulations, and say no to "Lurking."
regards...Hog

Jeez Hog, you just violated the Prime Directive. You were supposed to send him that info in a PM. Now all those others, the ones who haven't reached Super Trucker status, will no about our little club.

Stand by for your penance.

[Roadhog]

......................GERK.....GAK..........

[golfhobo]

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

I never could figure out how hauling sod around make anyone a trucker... but, hey that's JUST me!

Now that you're a "sod buster" you can start hauling REAL freight!

Congrats on having ONLY 200 useless posts on this board! I long for those days! :wink:

Now.... what are you gonna do NEXT??? Ready for OTR yet?? Or Dedicated? Or Oversize?? Come on, let us in! You're a "professional" now! The world is yours to p*ss on!!

Let's get out there and ROLL!!! :shock:

[millersod215]

I think i'll start pumping porta potties as soon as the opportunity comes around, and come on here and advise people as to why OTR sucks :shock: Just kidding, i did my short stint with OTR, and by the way i ain't no sod buster anymore, i'm pulling a walking floor, if it weren't for the tarp on the top i could disguise myself as a high paid LTL hauler, but hey i can't have everything.

[Mackman]

I think i'll start pumping porta potties as soon as the opportunity comes around, and come on here and advise people as to why OTR sucks :shock: Just kidding, i did my short stint with OTR, and by the way i ain't no sod buster anymore, i'm pulling a walking floor, if it weren't for the tarp on the top i could disguise myself as a high paid LTL hauler, but hey i can't have everything.

you pulling trash or chips

[Jumbo]

Atleast CAD thinks I am, 200 posts later and i feel like i have a lifetime of posts to go before i catch up to some of you vets of this board.

Whoo Hoo, Me too. And my highscool teacher said I would never amount to anything.

[jayburd]

You to Jumbo????
They let me graduate just so they wouldn't have to put up with me a second year. :wink:

[silvan]

You to Jumbo????
They let me graduate just so they wouldn't have to put up with me a second year. :wink:

Funny how trucking is the great equalizer. I had a good GPA in high school, and an even better GPA in college. I really could have gone somewhere if I had been willing to go somewhere, but instead I had to go somewhere for a living, so I didn't have to go anywhere.

(There just isn't much to do around here unless you have an advanced degree, and I only have a BA, and a wife and two kids, and this is the only way I can find to make a decent living. I don't know how people live on what jobs pay around here, which is probably why there are so many trucks in this town on the weekends. They don't want to move their kids to Big City USA either.)

[GMAN]

People enter this profession from a variety of backgrounds for various reasons. You can earn an above average income regardless of your education.

[devildice]

Your nckname will now be 'Sod' and your dues will be expected paid by the 12th of every month. As a "Super Trucker"...you will recieve a 15% discount off posting violation fines.

A new FBI profile is being conducted, and a TSA background check is updated. You should recieve your CAD badge in 4-6 weeks.
Congratulations, and say no to "Lurking."
regards...Hog

roadhog you crack me up. I was laughing so hard after reading your post
BTW, I am STILL waiting on my CAD badge..