The painter and the rich lady.

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A painter was painting at a rich lady's house. The rich lady asked the painter if he would paint her in the nude. The painter said, "I've never done that before. Not sure if I could do that." The rich lady said, "Money is not an option. I'll pay you $10,000." The painter told the rich lady that he would talk to his wife about it, and that he would call her, and let her know.

The next day, the painter called the rich lady and said, "Ok. I can paint you in the nude, but I have to keep my socks on, because I need something to wipe my brushes on."