A Letter to the Men's Helpline:

[levi405]

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:



I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment I crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.



Is that something I can repair with a weld or do I need to replace it?

[mitchno1]

haha levi you on to it ,what was the George Jones song ,dos my ring hurt your finger when you go out at night. they just as bad as us if not worse but when it haps to them they stew over it and let the world no

[Roadhog]

....It was at that moment I crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.



Is that something I can repair with a weld or do I need to replace it?

...hmmm
pawn the old lady's jewelry, and buy a new motor... ...........

[Jackrabbit379]

Hmmmm..........


If it was me, next time she comes home, putting her panties on, I'd crunch down on the ground.... might see more than just a crack in the boat motor.