How to bath a cat

[Chunker]

How to bathe a cat ---

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet

shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him

towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and

close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never

mind the noises that comes from the toilet, the cat is

actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a

'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.

Be sure that there are no people between the

bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly

lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the

bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..



Sincerely,
The Dog

[Jackrabbit379]

Ya know, as much as I dislike cats, that would be so wrong.
I can just imagine though. I wouldn't mind seeing someone do that.