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Thread: 4 people, 3 parachutes.......

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    JolliRoger is offline Rookie
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    Default 4 people, 3 parachutes.......

    Obama, Pelosi, W, and a 10 year old girl are on a plane.
    Word comes back. We are losing power, will crash, and have only 3 parachutes.
    Obama proclaims he is the "Chosen One", must survive, grabs one and jumps.
    Pelosi proclaims she is the"Worlds Smartest Woman". grabs and jumps.
    W. looks at the little girl and asks: "Honey, How old are you? I'm ten, Mr President she replies."
    W smiles at her and says:" Well, you have a long life ahead of you and I am sure you will
    do great things".
    "I have had a good life, been elected President twice and am content with my life".
    "You take the one parachute and I will stay with the plane."

    The little girl looks up; smiles sweetly, and says:
    "No Mr President...." "There are two parachutes left."
    The "Worlds Smartest Woman" just jumped out with my backpack .......
    The beatings will continue until morale improves."

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    mikewayne is offline Rookie
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    Great work buddy.... but hey where is he moral of the story..... story without a moral is really incomplete.... waiting for your reply!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikewayne View Post
    Great work buddy.... but hey where is he moral of the story..... story without a moral is really incomplete.... waiting for your reply!!!!!
    Are you that fu*kin' stupid? The moral is that Pelosi is not as smart as she thinks she is..... There is your reply !!!!!!!!!!!!
    "lady's and gentlemen, they call me freebird, that's right the legiondary freebird, and i'm back in town"

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