Obama, Pelosi, W, and a 10 year old girl are on a plane.
Word comes back. We are losing power, will crash, and have only 3 parachutes.
Obama proclaims he is the "Chosen One", must survive, grabs one and jumps.
Pelosi proclaims she is the"Worlds Smartest Woman". grabs and jumps.
W. looks at the little girl and asks: "Honey, How old are you? I'm ten, Mr President she replies."
W smiles at her and says:" Well, you have a long life ahead of you and I am sure you will
do great things".
"I have had a good life, been elected President twice and am content with my life".
"You take the one parachute and I will stay with the plane."
The little girl looks up; smiles sweetly, and says:
"No Mr President...." "There are two parachutes left."
The "Worlds Smartest Woman" just jumped out with my backpack .......




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