The Most Interesting Driver In The World

[classictruckman]

He has never needed to deadhead anywhere.

[classictruckman]

He once hauled cheap freight just to know what it felt like.

Stay shifting my friends.

[TK THE TRUCKER]

Am I missing something ?

[Roadhog]

He's done more miles backing up....
than most driver's going forward.




Naaaaaaah....

[Roadhog]

He once said, "The secret of life comes down to just one thing..."
To this day, he is still the only one who knows what it is.

[Jackrabbit379]

There's only one way to get through life...

and that's not going the wrong way about it..

[classictruckman]

the DOT go over his truck twice during inspections just to enjoy his presence longer.

[freebirdrfd]

Please, Please, Stop talking about me..

[Roadhog]

...most driver's in an accident will yell some expletive while beginning to jack knife...
Freebird says, "hold my beer and watch this!"

[classictruckman]

Brokers ask him what their cut should be.

[classictruckman]

Am I missing something ?

I think so its a spoof of the beer commercials about the most interesting man in the world.

[Jackrabbit379]

Ever wonder why liberals are refered to as the left and conservatives the right? Well here is why, Ecclesiastes 10:2 “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

[TK THE TRUCKER]

I think so its a spoof of the beer commercials about the most interesting man in the world.

I ended up figuring that out today. I was so tired last night when I read it I was like what the hell is going on ?

[Roadhog]

He wears his TwilightFlyer outfit, and races through the Union Loading Docks,
yelling "death to the Socialists!"..... carrying a fake bomb.
No one is alarmed, as they say, "he does that all the time."

[Roadhog]

He is a Trucker with an inconceivable intellect. A Road Scholar.



You may think you know where this is headed, or maybe think you know what he is thinking and think you might think he might decide to do something quite predictable. But he might want you to think that... and all along be choosing to do something unpredictable, thinking that you would think that he would think that and choose to be unpredictable... yet thinking you will think that he may switch at the last moment and do something quite predicable, which he may have decided to do all along!

[Graintrain]

His logbooks read like the diaries of a millionaire mercinary....

He is inDIFFerent to DIFF locks...

Every state dreams of being his base state...

[Roadhog]

....even the excuses for his preventable accidents are very interesting.

[Chunker]

His tires never wear out and his fuel tanks never empty. He showed up at a receiver's dock late once and his dispatcher praised him. He runs 24hrs a day and never gets pulled into a scale. etc, etc, etc.

[Roadhog]

He's come up with a brilliant excuse
for keeping two log books.

[Roadhog]

He invented the U-turn for big rigs.