It is illegal in the State of Florida...

[Windwalker]

It is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.

It is forbidden to imitate an animal.

In Cape Coral, it is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

In Tampa, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 pm.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

It is illegal for an ice cream man to attempt to sell his ice cream in a cemetery.

In Broward County, it is illegal for workers at hot dog stand to be inappropriately attired. The text of the law states that those who do are considered an impediment to traffic.

You may not fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays.