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Hot digitty...get to start another page with Adriana!
Her reaction when I told her she is on HogWash.
Easy access Adriana...
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Caution ** Don't feed the Animals
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Hello, stranger. May I buy ya a drink?
Thank ya, ma'am. Seems like a nice town.
I reckon a feller could settle down.
I better warn ya, cowboy.
We got more hogwarsh around here than you can shake a stick at.
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Wabbit, looks like that cowboy is still curious.
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(said in a sauve masculine manner, with one eyebrow raised)
Covflabble slobbermiffle chokegibberish?
Babbledrool noonoo neenee?
(no blood in the brain)
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I just noticed it. He was curious.Originally Posted by Roadhog
Wabbit, looks like that cowboy is still curious.
Just the facts.
Don't give me hogwash.
I get enough hogwash on CAD.
Just the facts.
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Allz I'm sayin' dis guy...HogWash...for now remain's to be seen dis guy.
I'm not makin' him for dis ...what thing were lookin' at him for...dis guy,
just HogWash is who were lookin' at, allz I'm sayin'.
Not sayin' we figure he's da guy...but this has strange stuff involved and street dealings.
It's good to be upfront about what is, and so forth.
What is HogWash? I don't know, more needs to be found out,
but I'm likin' him for it ...dis guy.
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Ya know, Hog, you didn't... Hog... Hey, Hog....
PHWEEEEETTT!!!!!!!!! Hey, HOG....
You're not getting another beer until you pay for the last one....
HEY, HOG.... DOWN HERE.....
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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Hey Windy...won't be long now
to finally pry you out of that truck.
We're gonna have to plan some sort of
retirement party.
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Will the girl... Umm... The second one from the last.... Will she be there..... Ahhh... Can I touch her????? Tell her she can sit in my la...... Tell her I collect HUGS....
We're gonna have to plan some sort of
retirement party.
You do realize "retirement" does not mean CORONARY, don't you?????
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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What a man dreams of is a "lot of female flesh"...
And, all too often, that's exactly what he gets.....
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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Well, it looks like I'm all retired now. They tell me it will take about 6 weeks to figure out how to get my truck down since I got a look at this one.......
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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That's that new Freightliner isn't it?
Nawah...we don't wanna put you in another truck.
(but prepare for some HogWash)
In this next stage of life; You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
In this area, Windy, you will need a guide. Her name is Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat. You must pronounce her name in her native tongue perfectly, or she will lead you astray.
Above all Windy, remember you must mlarta big ba-dah big boom akta gamat san agamat chay bet. Envolet danko bada boom boola boola clitclit apipoulai.
Good luck
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I'm told that in my retirement, I have to write a book about my experiences. I'm well aware of the fact that to do that, I'll need a staff. I'll have to have someone to rub my back, someone to rub my head... Can they do that at the same time?????
I'm also told that I'll need a much larger bed. Custom made. King-size isn't large enough?????
And, my car isn't large enough. I've got a Taurus wagon, how big a car do I gotta have???
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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And, for those trips back up to WI to see everybody up there, they'll all need a cold weather wardrobe....
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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I ummm, What i was gonna say was, ummmm. aww s**t never mind i can't think straight
Last edited by freebirdrfd; 01-19-2010 at 04:23 PM.
"lady's and gentlemen, they call me freebird, that's right the legiondary freebird, and i'm back in town"
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I ummm, What i was gonna say was, ummmm. aww s**t never mind i can't think straightI didn't recognize the language either.
But, I did find out that "pulu sie magoombah" canceled everything out except the guide.
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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