Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

[thebaldeagle655]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What
do
you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor, oppressed or have Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome?

Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids feelings?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about
this situation?
Would Speaker Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama & CNN approve of my actions?
What is the politically correct consensus anyway?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Hey, Why would "I" be carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?!
Was the gun purchased at a gun show and legally registered with the FBI?

Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Shouldn't I just call
9-1-1?
Aren't the police supposed to save us?
Maybe we should form an armed 'Civilian Defense Corp' to rat out the bad guys!

Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior...
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends over a latte' and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:


BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Roadhog]

I'd like to think I shot him, before he opened his mouth.

[ironeagle_2006]

I am a Redneck here. Except I would dropped him then shoved a ham Sandwich in his mouth.

[bentstrider]

Shot first, then sent a fruitbasket later.