Proper English

[RB70D]

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him,
and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it
must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When
you do that, you will become
more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as
long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded. "But when she does,
the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join
him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began
throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"



And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition.

OR ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!