Truck Driving Jobs

daniel hormann · #1 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:05 PM

In 1987,I got my class A license at the age of 24. Things were going good for several months until we got this ***** dispatcher that everyone hated. One day I had it!
I deadheaded to the terminal intent on beating him up. I ended up killing the poor guy and I payed my price. 22 years in prison and I am a free man. My question is can I get back into driving because I love to drive a big rig, and I payed my debt to soiciety and I also took anger managment classes while locked up.

Creek Jackson · #2 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by daniel hormann

In 1987,I got my class A license at the age of 24. Things were going good for several months until we got this ***** dispatcher that everyone hated. One day I had it!
I deadheaded to the terminal intent on beating him up. I ended up killing the poor guy and I payed my price. 22 years in prison and I am a free man. My question is can I get back into driving because I love to drive a big rig, and I payed my debt to soiciety and I also took anger managment classes while locked up.

Uh-oh!!

I think this thread is in the wrong forum.

Syncrosonix · #3 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:26 PM

england and prime are looking for l/o's. check them out. i'm sure they'll take you.

daniel hormann · #4 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 12:37 AM

I got my class A license in 1985. I like driving, and being my own boss. I raked up 1.2 million accident free miles in 12 years of over the road and local NY/NJ area driving. I worked for several companys and I pretty much seen it all. Snow, sleat, rain, wind, moutains,flat plains states. I drove flatbed, Van.
When I started their was no air ride,air conditioning, no power steering, no 53' trailers, no gps, I have been scewed over hundreds of times by hundreds of people. Cops, dispatchers,managment,mechnics,
companys,other drivers. Since I am from New jersey they always gave me Long Island and the 5 boros. In 1997 I retired and now I what to get back into the game. I have several hundred dollars worth of book maps, but now its GPS. I have been down most roads and and have experienced just about every negative situation that can happen. I just got my 30 year New Jersey driver abstact and I like to brag that I never got into a accident. I also fly a plane, private pilot and I am a professional Photographer, things are slow right now. I can't drive 55 in Kansas, I got to go at least 65 and maybe 70. I don't smoke and occational drink. I like racing up moutains with a light load and a big engine. I like flying down the mountains at 80. I like using the jake brack 2 in the mornning going down the hills. My website is www.danielhormann.ifp3.com

Rev.Vassago · #5 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Creek Jackson

Uh-oh!!

I think this thread is in the wrong forum.

You're right. Moving this to the comedy forum until I figure out who the mult is.

Double R · #6 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by daniel hormann

I deadheaded to the terminal intent on beating him up. I ended up killing the poor guy and I payed my price. 22 years in prison

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Originally Posted by daniel hormann

In 1997 I retired

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Originally Posted by daniel hormann

In 1987,I got my class A license at the age of 24.

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Originally Posted by daniel hormann

I got my class A license in 1985

Nothing like contradicting yourself.

Jackrabbit379 · #7 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 03:11 AM

You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. You are about to enter.......The Twilight Zone.

avguy · #8 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 06:16 AM

Multiple personalities much?

freebirdrfd · #9 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 07:21 PM

i hope the super trucker don't come to beat me up

Syncrosonix · #10 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

You're right. Moving this to the comedy forum until I figure out who the mult is.

i think it's that one guy who bought an orange western international because it looked cool. what was his name?

daniel hormann · #11 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 02:04 AM

All right guys, I am starting to feel anger, maybe its time to take my medication.
Is it all right to take drugs to keep awake 2 am in the morning? I don't want to fall asleep at the wheel and they what the load first thing 6 am and I am suffering from a hang over from bozzing the previous night .

daniel hormann · #12 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 02:17 AM

I was telling the nice police officer that I feel paranoid that the police and my trucking firm are following me, the officer says you are not paranoid we are following you. He said do you mind if I search your cab? I said I have a gun and drugs and it would not be good for me and my family of eight that I have to support. They depend on daddy to bring home the bacon. He runs back to his police car and takes off like he had a a hot pursuit and I praise the lord .

Syncrosonix · #13 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 02:24 AM

rev, isn't booth that one chode who wanted some glass pack on his air filter because it also looked cool?

daniel hormann · #14 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 03:00 AM

Its ok to lie and fabricate on your job application as long as you have people on the other side who will verify your lies and fabrications.

daniel hormann · #15 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 03:11 AM

I am on a mission from God, to get this load of adult diapers to its destination on time and damage free. It s a hot load, petal to the metal, I got to make time, get out of my way this is a priorty load that must be delivered.

Rev.Vassago · #16 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

rev, isn't booth that one chode who wanted some glass pack on his air filter because it also looked cool?

No, that was on his fuel filter. He wanted one with a clear plastic cover because he thought it would look cool. That was his only reason.

Syncrosonix · #17 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 03:19 AM

and, i'm on a mission from satan himself. he has given me freewill to shift between the realm of the undead and living, and to play jedi mind tricks on the masses.