Army Life

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Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginia
mountain man, was drafted into the Army. On his first
day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That
afternoon an Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his
teeth.

On the third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army
is still looking for him.