Donald Duck and Daisy...
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together
in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex.
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked
the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?
'No!' Donald quacked,'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'
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Destroy the cities... and they will rebuild them.
Destroy the farms... and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker... and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
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