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Old 02-01-2009, 12:52 PM
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day,
the man looks over at his wife and says:
Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your
butt is bigger than the barbecue.

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.

Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off. What's wrong? he asks.

She answers:
Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:41 PM
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:36 PM
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I can't quit laughing! Just that whole scenario...ROFLMAO!!! SOOO funny!!
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Old 02-08-2009, 07:37 AM
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ohhhh some men just don't learn to keep their mouth shut ....... LOL ............. if truth be known her husband probably looked like a baby whale when he's laying on his side too ..... LOL
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