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All I want for Christmas is,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
Another driver asked me today want I wanted for Christmas.
And without hesitating a split second I said,,,,, Penis envy.
This is a true story.
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Why on earth would you want to envy someone else's penis?????Originally Posted by Creek Jackson
Another driver asked me today want I wanted for Christmas.
And without hesitating a split second I said,,,,, Penis envy.
This is a true story.
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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It's a joke. It's a joke.Why on earth would you want to envy someone else's penis?????
It is supposed to be like wanting something you never had. OK?
Well, never mind, just forget it.
Last edited by Creek Jackson; 12-23-2008 at 08:08 PM. Reason: Trying to explain a bad joke.:lol:
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GOTCHA!!!!
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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Thank you! Have a great holiday, wherever you may be.GOTCHA!!!!
Senior Board Member
I gotta tell you man, I REALLY envy your penis!!Another driver asked me today want I wanted for Christmas.
And without hesitating a split second I said,,,,, Penis envy.
This is a true story.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Oh, Fredog,,,,,,,,,no one could have said it better?
Although, if we ever meet, it may be a bit uncomfortable at first.
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Oh, Fredog,,,,,,,,,no one could have said it better?
Although, if we ever meet, it may be a bit uncomfortable at first.
just turn sideways so you dont hurt me
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Ok,,,,,,,,,that is what I should have told the driver of a 53' van pulling into the Burger King Drive Thru at the St. George, Ut Flying J a few minutes ago. He was really pissed when he found out he was going in the exit PLUS,,,,,, they were closed. He made it all the way thru with some complimentary landscaping and expert guidance from his trainer/codriver/hungry dude.just turn sideways so you dont hurt me
It was a YOUTUBE moment. Now lost forever.
Last edited by Creek Jackson; 12-24-2008 at 06:41 PM. Reason: no reason
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D.O.T.exam
I went to get my D.O.T exam last week and the doctor told me "Your going to have to stop masturbating". I asked him, "why"? and he said "because I'm trying to examine you"
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