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12-15-2008, 04:02 AM
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Man handcuffs his wife to the bed,
Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key
updated 4:04 p.m. ET, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008
DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.
Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
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12-15-2008, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Windwalker
Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key
updated 4:04 p.m. ET, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008
DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.
Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
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Why would you handcuff a woman to the bed ? I can see maybe the stove ,as she can still cook ,but why the bed no cooking or cleaning can be done from here ...Hell it's not even a good position for the intimacy of a BJ ...I just do not see the point!
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12-15-2008, 08:56 AM
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What the hell, didn't he have an oxy acetylene torch in the bedroom to cut off the 'cuffs????????? 
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12-15-2008, 01:01 PM
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That could certainly ruin the moment. 
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12-15-2008, 06:13 PM
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Why would you handcuff a woman to the bed ? I can see maybe the stove ,as she can still cook ,but why the bed no cooking or cleaning can be done from here ...Hell it's not even a good position for the intimacy of a @# ...I just do not see the point!
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Ya see Big Jeep, when a man and woman love each other and want to spice up...O nevermind
Gman, I think the moment was likely over when they discovered their predicament. I mean whats the fun un-cuffing before you are done?
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12-19-2008, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Windwalker
Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key
updated 4:04 p.m. ET, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008
DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.
Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
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Michigan,,, figures....
I wonder if they interrogated the "victim" before or after they released her from the cuffs and do cops normally carry a "universal" key or did they have to call a locksmith?
Note to self.. buy a universal key... never know when you might need one!
Funny one, Windwalker!!! 
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12-19-2008, 10:00 PM
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teeheehee...I was just thinking..good thing my...I mean...the location was changed to protect me...I mean...the innocent...
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