Body Language.
A surveyor was out in the field with his new assistant, a woman. He was looking through the transit and had been giving her directions to move the slide up or down, move right or left, and when he was finally satisfied, he straightened up and moved to one side. Ready to drive a stake into the ground, he signaled to her...
Right finger to the eye, right finger to the knee, right fist pounding on the left arm.
Her response... Right finger to the eye, right hand over her left breast, both hands over the pubic area.
His eyes went open, his eyebrows went up, and he signaled her again, but a bit more emphatically.
Her answer was the same as before. Right finger to the eye, right hand over the left breast, and both hands over the pubic area.
He went stomping over to her. As he got close to her, he asked her...
"DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID? I TOLD YOU I... KNEED.... THE HAMMER."
She was unruffled... "AND, I TOLD YOU I... LEFT IT.... IN THE BOX."
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